Cleaning With Mario

Will Mario ever get over himself?

  • Yes

    Votes: 5 1.4%
  • Never

    Votes: 91 24.7%
  • His head will eventually grow so big he won't be able to leave the flat

    Votes: 273 74.0%

  • Total voters
    369
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Think he needs a thread of his own, he's getting lost between the non drama drama on the other thread, he's hit the big time with 55k, although pretty sure he thinks it's 55mil. Puts himself up there with Lady Di and Hinch. Biggest sleb in Scotland, now know for his diva style rants in asda about pepper.

Is Derek going to escape? (don't forget to blink twice if you want help) Will Mario ever get over himself? When's P&G going to come through with a deal so Mario can do his healing work full time? Will Mario ever be able to leave the house without getting recognised?
 
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He’s just a poor wee boy, who would have thought he’d ever get his own thread.

I never wanted him to get one but think the time has come for it. The cleaning thread has got very messy lately and I can’t be missing out on what’s going on in all areas of his life now can I?!
 
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He’s gonna secretly love the fact he now has his own thread! Definitely hit the jackpot now he’s tattle famous
 
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Totally agree - the cleaning thread needs cleaning... I can't follow what's going on half the time.
 
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Well there isn't much going on, as the poor lamb still has to work full time, it's tragic someone of his talents isn't getting paid to just be him
 
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Where is st mario? Traveling the world healing the wounded? Having tea with the pope comparing how saintly they are? Or stacking shelves in Debenhams dreaming of Instagram fame
 
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I joked, but I'm seriously wondering if he didn't know Debenhams had gone into administration. Or maybe there was a tragic fleece fire, God knows his flat is like a chemical experiment.
 
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I don't know where he is, but I miss the thug life cat
 
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He’s made sure he reposted that lady’s story about the hinch book though - just in case any of his disciples hadn’t already got the message about his saintliness
 
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Who is the 1 person that voted yes mario will get over himself are you OK hun, did your finger slip?
 
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Who is the 1 person that voted yes mario will get over himself are you OK hun, did your finger slip?
Must have been Mario himself!! He is claiming to be unwell .... again.... I think he realised how embarrassing that Asda trip was and is hoping a few days away will reset everyone's memories!!
 
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Probably got the shits again! What happens when you let your cat walk on your worktops
 
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Must have been Mario himself!! He is claiming to be unwell .... again.... I think he realised how embarrassing that Asda trip was and is hoping a few days away will reset everyone's memories!!
Nobody is never EVER going to forget that! Not to mention whacking himself with the rhubarb method
 
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I think mario is lying low cos he wants this thread to disappear
Let’s keep it going then

With the content of his account he should have under 1k followers as it’s pathetic but here’s someone getting 50k (mostly bought) with no content at all. It’s pathetic
 
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