Cleaning with Mario #97 A blue tick no longer signifies importance" ~ Instagram 2023

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Totals far March.

Spending on crap = £462.78.
Eating oot = £148.98.

Total spent = £611.76.
That we know of, happily shown off his brother back garden... Show us your garden exactly like that post Marion.. that's right you don't have one and it also looks like a war zone out back.
 
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Nay wonder naybody wants to use him for collabs.

He is vile and remotely not funny.

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Bet he’s seething sitting in his brothers HOUSE with a back and front door… they are new builds and pretty expensive where his brother lives. Face will be tripping him walking back tae the Russian communist bedsit
 
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Sun out usually mean get the washing out. No fae this fat cunt though. He has tae hang the cunt washings in the corner of the bedsit. Smell the wealth damp
I might even…wait for it….do some gardening ma lovelie, I’ll be thinking of mario you the whole time
 
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Bet he’s seething sitting in his brothers HOUSE with a back and front door… they are new builds and pretty expensive where his brother lives. Face will be tripping him walking back tae the Russian communist bedsit
Maybe thats why he doesn't go out? Putin no like the gays!!
 
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Tell me you read tattle without telling me you read tattle…
Someone mentions he’s been demoted from looking after the dog and surprise, here he is looking after the dog. Oh Martin, you’re so obvious.
 
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So let me get this straight he’d love to work for a cats charity but he’s not got the time, yeah right! Yet the cat he’s got has no toys, gets zero attention, poisoned to an inch of her poor little life and isn’t even insured. Then secondly, he wants us to believe that 1. He goes to parties, and 2. He has to be dragged away like the last one to leave. Fuck right off you ugly big nosed fat bastard, you have plenty of time to volunteer you’re just a lazy cunt. And if you’ve been to one party since you’ve been on this app that’s not your job, we’d have known about it. Enjoy babysitting the dog you dumb fuck.
 
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Mario playing house... Then poof!, reality will hit him later when he's climbing the stairs to Beruit

He must be going back a few years, because he never parties now
 
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1..2..1..2 Pidge the OG here swerving RIGHT out ma lane to remind youse aw that at Hannah's 1st AMA party, Deek stayed up to party and Marion went to bed AND locked wee deek oot their hotel room. He was found in the corridor outside by another insta hun who posted it on her stories
 
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Ah mean, not really you to a T fatty.

1. You don't have a husband.
2. You've never been invited to a party.

 
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Coming from the lassie who has in bed by 9pm oan his Birthday after Hannah travelled all the way to Beirut for the occasion.

He really believes the weird fantasy version of himsel doesn't he?
 
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Sun out usually mean get the washing out. No fae this fat cunt though. He has tae hang the cunt washings in the corner of the bedsit. Smell the wealth damp
Ah'm going tae recommend this guy tae Marion fur a solar powered clothes dryer.

 
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