Cleaning with Mario #93 Blue tick, but still a dick!

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gremlin

Maybe he’s taken his little sledge in search for some snow, just like the Hinchmeister.
 
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AllieBee

Looks like he lives in a wasteland, how bleak and miserable. Never mind Marion if you will only just manifest yourself a house with a door it shall be yours.....
 
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Cinpab

AllieBee said:
Looks like he lives in a wasteland, how bleak and miserable. Never mind Marion if you will only just manifest yourself a house with a door it shall be yours.....
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He actually thinks if you go to bed every night and wish with all your might you get what you want? Dream on son, took me years working 2 jobs day and night with 2 kids swinging off my tits to get what I wanted. Same with ever body else here, Hard work pays off not fucking crossing your strangler fingers and hoping. Fucking losers the pair of them. He’s riled me today I tell you
 
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Kirky19

I've noticed it's a Tuesday he doesn't work most weeks - must be to make it to the 16 hours work over 4 days to claim UC!
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

Kidding on he has to travel for work when really it's probably one stop away. I hate the way he makes his bed all tucked in tight, I have a habit of making the beds in morning but the duvets are back to air the beds and also I don't have time to make it's absolutely perfect because I have a job to get too don't do none this retail bed making, no fur me Soo ayye.
 
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teaandgoss101

I reckon he was off for his ‘fit to work’ assessment so he can keep on claiming disability allowance
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Madge2022 said:
Ah think @hopethishelpsallthebest shud treat us tae Marion's bespoke features oan a pancake #soaye
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The hilarious thing is Marion will forget he said this and next pancake day go on how they are a tradition every year for him and Derek and he canny get enough ! Mark my words ma lovelies
 
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Madge2022

teaandgoss101 said:
The hilarious thing is Marion will forget he said this and next pancake day go on how they are a tradition every year for him and Derek and he canny get enough ! Mark my words ma lovelies
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Mebbes pancake day wull be just fur weans and easter wull noo be fur adults since his Insta blue tick bitches dae it #soaye #influencer #deserved #bespoke #sharter
 
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Lyraboop

Spotted our dear Marion at Central Station about 2pm. He really is an odd looking creature in the flesh. He was squinting at his phone and the nose defies description.
Thought about pretending to be a lovlie, but was running late for my physiotherapy appt. Missed opportunities, I stayed in my aine lane but still spine bright.
 
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teaandgoss101

Madge2022 said:
Mebbes pancake day wull be just fur weans and easter wull noo be fur adults since his Insta blue tick bitches dae it #soaye #influencer #deserved #bespoke #sharter
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Well can someone remind him of this next time he is stuffing his face with cream eggs that he supposedly doesn’t like
 
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teaandgoss101

Just had a nose on Mario’s first thread !Crazy it’s been going strong 4 years

It’s only got more hilarious you funny bunch of fuckers
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Now I’m looking at most like posts and I’m howling more than Marion does when he is telling us one of those stories that never actually happened. @hopethishelpsallthebest you see a pure genius with your edits
 

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paperbackwriter89

Utterly treatit us to these gems again. Take me baaaaaaack
 
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laynelo_

Bringing this wan back. Krystal Meths very own Sunday dinner. Bespoke and so forth

 
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