The fat cows even got the excuse tae be eating BREADSTICKS!! Dae you want anymore carbs way your carbs hen?? Deek will be rolling you aff the bed soon days Mazda!!
God, he's such a cocky, self absorbed ugly bastard!The fat cows even got the excuse tae be eating BREADSTICKS!! Dae you want anymore carbs way your carbs hen?? Deek will be rolling you aff the bed soon days Mazda!!
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He's definitely getting worse. I can swear like the next person, but there's a time and a place, and social media isn't one of them.His swearing is off the charts!
Ugh he's one horrible looking little scroatThe fat cows even got the excuse tae be eating BREADSTICKS!! Dae you want anymore carbs way your carbs hen?? Deek will be rolling you aff the bed soon days Mazda!!
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Totally spot on!. He has to be so jealous of what they have. And when he keeps repeating that he's happy in his cosy flat I'd call him a liar to his face, because no one in their right mind would want to stay in that horrible block of flats.Iv just realised what he’s doing, he’s obviously been looking at what content is doing really well on social media lately. The pan hack, ASMR cleans etc seeing the 10s of thousands of likes on that type of content is obviously winding him up and he thinks he’s being a smug, funny little goblin.
The reality is that he’s a very sad little man, approaching 40, nothing to show for himself, would still be living in his aunts box room if it wasn’t for Dereks bedsit. He’s recently met all the queen huns who have made hundreds of thousands of pounds, some of them now millionaires and he’s being bitter because he knows he F-d up every opportunity and it’s all totally his fault.
I bet his family and friends are so disappointed and embarrassed by him.
I’m Taking screenshots of the smug bastard so next time he’s on a downer we can remind him that he totally deserves it!
Under the right eye at nose, looks like he's got the Botox bunny lines. Someone mentioned them in Jodie Marsh thread recently, as a tell tale sign of Botox. When he got his 0.000005ml of lip filler didn't he say he didn't get/need Botox cos he looked after his skin?The fat cows even got the excuse tae be eating BREADSTICKS!! Dae you want anymore carbs way your carbs hen?? Deek will be rolling you aff the bed soon days Mazda!!
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Check out the white hairs creeping through the stubble. He can keep telling himself he is happy in his cosy,mold, bland, beige, neutral coloured shed with the concrete sofa he might just believe it we know it's no true. He's never had a house nor probably ever will. Name one person that hated their house so moved back into a flat.. I'll wait.Totally spot on!. He has to be so jealous of what they have. And when he keeps repeating that he's happy in his cosy flat I'd call him a liar to his face, because no one in their right mind would want to stay in that horrible block of flats.
The size of his nose
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Christ ah've jist noticed the joabbyDeek can carry the fat bastard tae work hen.
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Not even a filter and dim lighting can disguise them filthy greasy poresChrist almighty, ah wish ma Kerry Katonas didnae wurk, ah'm phoning crime watch, there's been an assault oan ma eyes!
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Nae sleep fur auld Madge the night, thanks tae Freddy Krueger oaf Beirut.
I watched this story 3 times and could not figure out what he was saying. I didn’t know but I read your post on this app that isnae ya joab and I got to know. Could have listened to it 20 times and would never have got pan lidMade himself sound really thick regarding the pan lid cleaning hack.
The reason it works Mario Hen is because the thin edges of the pan lid get deeper into the fabric than you could get from just “given it a fuckin worsh” with a wet cloth. A bucket of water and cloth will also saturate the fabric and take longer to dry, and as you should know excessive dampness can cause bespoke mould…..
YOU ABSOLUTLE COCK WOMBLE
I thought that in one of the pics when he was with all the "lassies" but then that filter the other night I said failed and was showing all his forehead wrinkles made me change my mind. Edited to add this photoUnder the right eye at nose, looks like he's got the Botox bunny lines. Someone mentioned them in Jodie Marsh thread recently, as a tell tale sign of Botox. When he got his 0.000005ml of lip filler didn't he say he didn't get/need Botox cos he looked after his skin?
Cannae wait hen. Aw cosy and warum.Looks like he's gonna be putting a portable bath in the high foot fall area.
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