Cleaning with Mario #92 He never goes anywhere outside his hometown ~ Missgreedy 2023

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Who is going to be buying £25 candles?!?!?

Even if I was a millionaire, I wouldn't spend £25 on a candle.

No offence to any hens who buy expensive candles. You'se do you'se. X
Ma luvlie, I myself have spent such monies on a wee candle fae a true small business that smells gorg (not an ad) In ma high footfall area. I would say smell the wealth but in these days of dayn, the petty cash does not stretch to such bespoke luxuries and it’s an Aldi special for me noo. Am no spending such wealth on Hannah’s Aldi knockoffs anyway, especially no to give that wee wurum any of ma petty cash. So aye!
 
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Chefs kiss right her hen , Di Mario. clutching my beek mazza suits a wee blonde pixi cut wonder if we can convince him to go on a wee Di wig journey
That must where he got his polo neck idea from when meeting the Insta witches.


I Marion, we are the peeple's princess #iykyk #gtk
 
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I think shartin martin is angling to host a book club event at his hoose where a group of people all read the same book then meet in one of their Bedsit houses to discuss the book over criss a cheese board and joose so aye nae debates
I'll have him here first. We'll be reviewing war and peace.
 
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Marion shud release his ain influencer inspiration quotes book.

Practice makes ok.
 
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went to London for 12 hours and now thinks he’s worthy of a book deal
My cat has more chance of writing a book than he does
 
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Imagine the come down from this when the book deal never materialises. Am ready fur if. When he claims he’s been in the worst place again but he’s bouncing back. Cris and joos at the ready ma lovelies .
 
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I’m confused. Derek said he should have that utter nonsense written for a book. So does Deek proof read it? Does Mario read his stories out loud? “Deeeerek, listen to meeee!” Or does Deek have Instagram and read his stories? I need to get to know.
 
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Jesus Christ what in the name of all that's holy is this fucktard waffling on about the night?
 
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So he reads wan book n he hinks he’s some kind of literary genius giving oot nuggets ae wisdom to the masses

I smell a new scent, it’s called eau delusions of grandeur
 
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Disabled? Affected by racism? Struggling with your sexuality? Face it head on and man up. Do fuck off you nut job!
 
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Imagine if he got a book deal. His poor editor would explode trying to make sense of his illiterate ramblings and so forth. Genuinely think baby gurul Rayn could write a better book and nae debates.
 
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Imagine if he got a book deal. His poor editor would explode trying to make sense of his illiterate ramblings and so forth. Genuinely think baby gurul Rayn could write a better book and nae debates.
It would make Harry's Spare (me) look like a work of literary genius.
 
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