Cleaning with Mario #92 He never goes anywhere outside his hometown ~ Missgreedy 2023

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Hold on one fucking minute. Is his name GENUINELY Martin (no Mario) or are you having us on/it’s an inside joke?!
 
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Gads Those “chicken strips” genuinely look like they’ve been rolled aboot the floors of the communal area of Beirut Towers before they’ve been put on his plate. I bet there’s bits of chewed up ear just out of shot.
 
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Why is he going like living music is something unique to his family ?

Everyone loves music in some form or another you fucking twat ! It’s apart of life.

“ nae ma family are
Musicians” - didn’t think they were Marion , didn’t think they were
 
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Gads Those “chicken strips” genuinely look like they’ve been rolled aboot the floors of the communal area of Beirut Towers before they’ve been put on his plate. I bet there’s bits of chewed up ear just out of shot.
D'Asgostin and yet he will never, ever make the connection between eating this shite and his IBS
 
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Chicken in a basket ..there's absolutely no stopping now..he's reaching them dizzy heights.
Next stop the Hilton for a cucumber sandwich and shart in posh toilet.
 
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Oh my.


He thinks he's well-read with that selection of books.

  • Tap to Tidy - Solomon.
  • You do you - Greedy.
  • Hinch yourself happy - Hinch.
  • This is me - Hinch.
  • The activity journal - Hinch.
  • The Secret - Rhona Byrne.
  • The Magic - Rhona Byrne.
https://giphy.com/C55RXtrBiFdLHS58pc
 
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Clutching ma beak at his pile of “literature” there. Read a real book hen, might help ye wi the terrible grammar you seem to love inflicting oan us aw. Also pure loling at the fact we all just refer to the sofas as concrete slabs and that’s just whit they are permanently makes me laff
 
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Look at him trying to look intellectual until you see the book titles
Mario is still an imbecile, and l don't believe he's even reading those books. They're just dust collectors
 
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He’ll be trying to get a built-in bookshelf next. Fucking plonker
 
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You missed off a few:

The shits & so forth - Marion McKnight
Learning my A B C - Deed Derek
The Great Escape - Wee baby gurul Rayne
 
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