Cleaning with Mario #92 He never goes anywhere outside his hometown ~ Missgreedy 2023

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Why is he saying if he is ever "blessed" with kids? Is he waiting for them to be #gifted doesn't he understand as a gay man that's not something that is going to happen to them unless they do something about it. Twat.
 
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Why is he saying if he is ever "blessed" with kids? Is he waiting for them to be #gifted doesn't he understand as a gay man that's not something that is going to happen to them unless they do something about it. Twat.
What if he goes straight?

Which one of the huns will be rent-a-womb?!
 
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Ah thought Marion didnae get tickets fur the bodyguard, something tells me he'd be a right pain in the derriere at theatre #singithen

 
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Mario your name is shit. Your gufted kids names are shit.
What an absolute weapon chantin oan Molly Mae from the rooftops like a teenage lassie. He just embarrasses himself every time he daes anything. Sit down and get some class.
 
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He's got a t-shirt on tonight he feeling the cold in that cold bedroom? Or other night when he's top half was naked was that actually after he let Deed Deek have a shot of his sharty arse and came straight on stories to rant. Well romantic that.
 
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Why is he saying if he is ever "blessed" with kids? Is he waiting for them to be #gifted doesn't he understand as a gay man that's not something that is going to happen to them unless they do something about it. Twat.
I laughed so much at this, my husband had to pause the TV while I got it oot ma system! It's so true, I'm wondering is he expecting the wee Robin, to put wee baby Blu in the high footfall area, while they sleep. Or maybe every month she's sticking ovulation tests up her gaping fat arsehole.
 
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screaming at this, husband has also had to just stop the tv to frown and sigh at me
 
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he’s that much of a plank he’s prolly waiting for a wee stork tae drap a wean aff at his seedhill quarters. Keep dreaming aboot having weans mario! Never will happen (thank fuck)
 
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Maybe Shrek Rendall will guft I Marion and Deek the twins Teddy and Blu, can you imagine the combination of her and Mario’s genes combined
 
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Maybe Shrek Rendall will guft I Marion and Deek the twins Teddy and Blu, can you imagine the combination of her and Mario’s genes combined
Omg Wee baby with 3 ginger hairs on its heid, a massive beak and poached egg eyes.
 
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