Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie

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Why does he need a Mens PJ range? hes got his mother of the bride hoose coat and his wee lassies Shien jammies so aye
Good point. The guruls range will probably fit him better wae his short legs and childbearing hips.
 
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So Orr Mario has been reframing to his my wee pony notebook from the other day and now asking for recommendations to get his engagement up.
He really is trying his wee best to be an influencer. Wonder how long that will last and we will be treatit to some dots of doom saying hes no an influencer and this app isnay his joab and so forth. Spine bright Mario, hold your phone high and you can do it 💎 👌
 
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Mazda - ah need a dehumidifier ah'm getting mould.

Also Mazda- 72 different diffusers pumping out mist & 2 loads of bleep washings every day naywhere near a window because he sharts the bed every night
 
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How about putting your heating on instead of using the government's heating money to spend in B&M and tacky cafés 🙄
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He lives in a top floor FLAT not house so i unless its empty and no one else lives in the building he should be the warmest flat in the block. Mario hen your getting mould because its jammed to the rafters with shite and you don’t ventilate it properly also your always hanging bleep washings up with probably no windows open you daft bint
 
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Dehumidifiers are also noisy bastards to run, so that’ll be the next thing he’ll be moaning about “omg it’s so noisy! Been up all night! but we move!” Maybe if he wasn’t constantly drying clothes with no windows open… I bet his clothes constantly smell sour as they’ve taken too long to dry 🤮
 
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Remember when he was moving the wardrobes tae wallpaper the bedroom and there was mould behind them?😭🤣 I hope tae duck there’s a big wall a mould behind the bespoke ikea wardrobes this time. He deserves it so aye.
 
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Is the blind man going through all the instafookers books?

He'll be reading Hinch 'Farm' next.

And he's on a mission to find a dehumidifier, He means blag one for free.


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Whys is he asking for dehumidifier recommendations when you can't reply to the story to bleeping tell him?! Plus has he never heard of Google. bleeping imbecile.
 
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There is no heat in the bedroom because it's a small flat and every radiator is covered up or blocked with sofa. He is never out the bedroom but it's the coldest room even though it's the smallest room and has carpet?
Maybe if you took radiator covers away and moved sofa you would feel a difference Marion and try drying clothes by window wear heat is, open windows since your home most the time apart from your wee 4 hour shifts.
How embarrassing spelling the woman name wrong when it's right in front of you, forgot must be the Kerry katonas he's blind.
 
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The washing being dried in the house, windows never open for air, radiators covered up, constant stream of water vapour from the million oil vapour things... no wonder he has mould
 
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Whys is he asking for dehumidifier recommendations when you can't reply to the story to bleeping tell him?! Plus has he never heard of Google. bleeping imbecile.
All he has to do is google how to to deal with condensation and he’d find loads of solutions that wouldn’t mean spending a fortune. But we all know how he likes to spunk his petty cash unnecessarily on tit he doesn’t actually need!
 
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All he has to do is google how to to deal with condensation and he’d find loads of solutions that wouldn’t mean spending a fortune. But we all know how he likes to spunk his petty cash unnecessarily on tit he doesn’t actually need!
There’s loads of stuff on TikTok about condensation. But he dosnae use that VILE app unless he’s making coffin videos
 
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Whys is he asking for dehumidifier recommendations when you can't reply to the story to bleeping tell him?! Plus has he never heard of Google. bleeping imbecile.
Probably turned them on for all his new 4k plus followers that's if he remembers or he's forgot and let's see the numbers drop rapidly.

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Why is that wee potato heed reading a book about family life with a part time working Mum? Surely in no way does that relate to his depressing little life it’s so weird. I don’t have kids and so forth, I love the wans that are related to me but I have zero interest in reading a book by some Insta hun wanging on about being a “mum boss”.
Never mind, just caught myself, he surely cannot read anyway, as you were ma luvlies.
He's a part time working da to his wain Rayn. Get back in yer ain lane hen, Marion can relate.
Tons blessings, show all your colours 💎

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All he has to do is google how to to deal with condensation and he’d find loads of solutions that wouldn’t mean spending a fortune. But we all know how he likes to spunk his petty cash unnecessarily on tit he doesn’t actually need!
Funny thing is cat litter is meant to help if placed in glass bowl or dish placed by the window. When we first moved to where we are out windows are old wooden ones and needed to be all sealed and this helped us a little or the wee cheaper plastic box ones. Unfortunately can't get new windows because it's a conservation village 🥲.
He will read here and now and be making up glass vases with cat litter and his fake flowers.
Mind someone sent his a big bunch of fake flowers and they lasted about a day because Rayn kept destroying them 😂 reckon they in landfill now lovelies?
 
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