Strangler fingers so aye x
Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie
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He starts his day with a bunch of productions he has never actually used before …such a twit 
He really is the most influenced influencer !
And for someone who has sensitive skin…his skin barrier must be crying ! - but then we know it’s just another one of his attention seeking lies
He really is the most influenced influencer !
And for someone who has sensitive skin…his skin barrier must be crying ! - but then we know it’s just another one of his attention seeking lies
And half a pizza at that. I’ve never been anywhere that serves HALF a pizza.
I love that he has his Dyson hairdryer proudly on display to blow dry his 3 hairs into hedgehog-spine straightness.
I was going to include the apostrophe but I knew it wouldn’t be lost on you trollsDon’t take Mario’s middle name in vain
He's such a slimy little creep with her. And he's so stupid to not see she's saying all these things because she's keeping him and the rest of the suckers feeling like she really likes them, when really she's doing it to keep her bank balance healthyView attachment 1905713
How many more times Martin, you do not live in a house! Wee delusional bleep, why can’t you see she’s taking the piss outta youse
I’ll bet when she got home she slated Mario to the ground tae her husband. “And there was this weird tomato red, Scottish dwarf there with rancid breath and sweat rolling down it’s face.”He's such a slimy little creep with her. And he's so stupid to not see she's saying all these things because she's keeping him and the rest of the suckers feeling like she really likes them, when really she's doing it to keep her bank balance healthy
Fifty faced bastards, all of them
Fifty faced bastards, all of them
I’ll say ne moreIf she actually liked him and didn't just see him as another gormless sheep to help with engagement, she'd have met him last Xmas WHEN SHE WAS NEARLY ON HIS DOORSTEP when she was up exploiting that teen and her desperate-to-be-noticed mother!He's such a slimy little creep with her. And he's so stupid to not see she's saying all these things because she's keeping him and the rest of the suckers feeling like she really likes them, when really she's doing it to keep her bank balance healthy
I reaaaally hate it when people get names wrong that are RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM.
It’s right THERE you dicksplat!
It’s right THERE you dicksplat!
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I noticed on hinches latest post that ptwm has been invited to hunch farm....
He's really putting in a shift creeping tae these 'tend celebs right now isn't he? He'd suck a fart oot their arses if it kept him relevant. Embarrassing. 
With any luck the woolly wankers will take both of them out at the same time…
Aye hen me as well, back in to our aine lanes we goFFS I had to read "conk" twice then hen!
She's being a wee book wurum lately, despite being blind last week. So aye.
There in braille hen! Get tae noo!
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Just noticed my SP. Fucks sake Maz. Such a bad influence.
*they’re
Has anyone got receipts of when she threw a wobbly when hinch bypassed the bedsit to visit that little girl?up her hole now Marion aren’t ye??!!!!!
Screaming at his bespoke spa at hame luxury morning routine that he always sometimes never in his life does , with his pissy cooncil shower trickling weakly over his strangler hawn. Then we have his ridiculous comments to Hinch how he has “mostly a lot” of what she has created . Make it make sense Mario you wee thumb
None of them like you crappy arse ! He’s like a teenage girl with boyband posters all over her bedroom
also that is the most awkward spelling of the name RACHEL I have ever seen ever 
Why is that wee potato heed reading a book about family life with a part time working Mum? Surely in no way does that relate to his depressing little life it’s so weird. I don’t have kids and so forth, I love the wans that are related to me but I have zero interest in reading a book by some Insta hun wanging on about being a “mum boss”.
Never mind, just caught myself, he surely cannot read anyway, as you were ma luvlies.
Never mind, just caught myself, he surely cannot read anyway, as you were ma luvlies.
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