He says he always starts his morning like that but usually when he comes hame fae work he says "thats me awe showered and in ma comfies, gettin cosy" Its hard to keep track when you talk shite most of the time so aye
Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie
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It was his subtle way to boast about all his brand new full to the brim products ma lovelie. At least now we know why his face was so red when he met his lassies last week - all that crap he slapped on It, his skin was raw so aye.
The toes in that shower video 
So....what's he actually done with his 'annual leave'? 
No ma quote. Apart from boasting about the world's shittest cake
No ma quote. Apart from boasting about the world's shittest cake
Evening ma luvlies. In light of the brand new shower routine the day, ad like to remind youse aw a Mazda’s hair mask era. I suspect that this got chucked straight into a black bin bag, rolled doon inty the communal bins FUHL so aye
Both dumb and dumber are lazy pricks when it comes to cooking. And that bottom plate looks horrible 
He went to London for the daySo....what's he actually done with his 'annual leave'?
This is what he chooses to eat when his ring is probably still raw after the weekend?Both dumb and dumber are lazy pricks when it comes to cooking. And that bottom plate looks horrible
He went to London for the day
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He went to London for the day
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Oh aye it was such a sad pathetic trip I forgot
He went to London for the day
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Oh aye it was such a sad pathetic trip I forgot
He slept in a broom cupboard in a hostel in London!So....what's he actually done with his 'annual leave'?
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Saw this and thought of you Marion!
Saw this and thought of you Marion!
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Welcome hen, to be fair to Marion she is successful - she has the best threads oan this app, nae debates. Keep your power and spine bright
Chilli! Such a good menu choice when you’ve been strapped to the pan all weekend, ffs make him make sense 
And what are all the brown marks on his face?
Welcome hen, to be fair to Marion she is successful - she has the best threads oan this app, nae debates. Keep your power and spine bright
Hen!! I think I only stumbled upon Shartin Martin cos he sent out some kind of Bob Geldolf style plea for Mrs Hinch to show herself back in 2018 when she dared to go AWOL on her stories. Been following and clutchin mae beak ever since for the comedic value of a Cleaning account run by one of the laziest people I've ever seen!! 13 hour shifts she works has me howling!! I'm so glad I stumbled across Tattle and this one us by far my favourite thread! You all have me howling everytime Marion posts the most pathetic content! This thread is incredibly funny! Spine bright Hens!
His out of date bronzer
I dont think it's even a fake LV, it's looking like an attempt at an LV pattern without LV.
Hello ma lovelies, (mirror wave), that shower scene gave me a bespoke norman bates vibe. And I screaming like your one in the fillum at the thought of seeing that hotdog heid naked 
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