I Marion and wee Deek ur like the wish version of PJ and Duncan fae Byker Grove. Geoff, he canni see man #howayHe’ll be trying to claim a half price TV licence even though he “doesnae watch TV, it’s never on” when it’s on constantly.
Get. In. The. Bin. You. Blancmange. Faced. Cunt.
@Madge2022 ah like your hat ma lovely. Pyoor classI Marion and wee Deek ur like the wish version of PJ and Duncan fae Byker Grove. Geoff, he canni see man #howay
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Paisley Poundland version and nae debatesI Marion and wee Deek ur like the wish version of PJ and Duncan fae Byker Grove. Geoff, he canni see man #howay
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Sensitive skin my arse! He's got so many fragranced products and chemicals in that flat it'll go up like Chernobyl if there was a big enough spark. I've got sensitive skin and can't go near candles, diffusers etc and have to wash my own laundry separately in different products from the rest of the household. My husband has even changed from aerosol deodorant to a roll on/stick to avoid spraying any strong fragrances in the air. Fragrances are one of the worst triggers for sensitive skin, believe me Mazda, if you had sensitive skin you'd know all about it!I think I have found Mario's secret twin ..looks sounds and even looks like he has bespoke sensitive skin so aye
Hot boxing his wee bedshit so he isWith all those diffusers it must be like the smoke in stars in their eyes when he opens the door.
Thanks ma lovelie, youse huv always been ma favourite tattler and nae debates. It wuz a bespoke hat created by oor very ain @hopethishelpsallthebest so aye.@Madge2022 ah like your hat ma lovely. Pyoor class
Sharty sheets. Still doesn't explain though why he had to do three cunt washings when he got home from the big city.Erh? Only a day without washing, there is two of them. How can they need to do washing everyday?
His #needed #fuckit #deserved Friday night Chinese in bed or nippy bum bum kebab will be seeping oota him all night and the sheets will need washed henErh? Only a day without washing, there is two of them. How can they need to do washing everyday?
Love the book of lists from Hunch , whit does he need to write doon when you do the same thing EVERY SINGLE DAY nae debates ma loviesHowling at his book display of all his instafakelassies
Now hey, he hand painted that phone himself
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Also where the FUCK does he keep aw this shite? The storage under the bed and the hole behind the kitchen door can only take so much!!!
I’d feel tight on him if he weren’t such a vicious little slagMarias wank bank right there ma luvlees so aye nae mass debates oan ma page
He says its "not an ad" but I'm pretty sure all these things that wee Derek buys him like yesterdays diffuser, the disappearing crocs ect need to be marked as *gifted as he is still promoting a product. Hope the ASA arnt watching Mario.So he didn't buy them as they were a Christmas present, so how did whoever know what to get?!. Or, was he given money like kids get and bought them himself.
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