Probably forced Deek to come and get him because all of us nasty trolls talking about his ‘tend anxiety and he needs to keep up the show 
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A line ofEnd it on a high with what looks like a bowl of cereal?!. Give your head a shake you wick
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would have ended it on a high 
, i'd need it being around those personality vaccums. Not some museli. I bet he lost his tit realising edible flowers exist. He will be munching on the mould in the high footfall area later.Oh duck offOh my god Deek has come to london to get him!! Did I hear that right?!
Time to burst your bubble now and get back to your miserable life, large face. I highly doubt you'll be going away like that again for a while
And they're going straight home, they couldn't have booked a show or something and stayed another night. What a pair of boring idiots!Oh my god Deek has come to london to get him!! Did I hear that right?!
He needs to get a bleeping grip, getting dopey Derek to travel hundreds of miles just to entertainer the stupid wick back home.
I'm actually embarrassed for the large trollop.
I'm actually embarrassed for the large trollop.
Zooming in I have two observations:
Stacey needs to wear a decent bra
Marion's button mushroom is trying to get out
I really wouldn't have owned up to that. Stupid man child
Do you blame her? I bet she doesn't look back when she says 'see ya'.
Why does he like this 
I think they meant him and Deek!
Hes hidden it here
he looks like he's about to explode his head is so red and her saggy bits - nobody needs to see them 
2023 - The Adventures of Mario.
Jeez. He's easily pleased.
Jeez. He's easily pleased.
Deek has met him with some fancy Molton Brown stuff - definitely been using the fancy Handwash whilst the dictator has been away!
OMG a 40 YEAR OLD MAN can’t make his way back from LONDON TO PAISLEY on his own???????? He cannot be a real person. He’s a parody. I’ve decided ma lovelies
He’s made Derek come all the way to London to take him home what a bleeping fool! I’m sorry but that’s taking the piss! Nah you can’t come on my trip deek but you better get the train all the way to London cos my anxiety is so bad or there is no bumming fort action for you!
Sorry but he’s taking this piss out of people who have real issues!
Sorry but he’s taking this piss out of people who have real issues!
Mario, l would really shut your mouth about Derek coming all that way to take you home. We're in hysterics here
But he can parade round London like a fan! All brave when he’s with someone else.
prob scared he will bump into someone he’s bath mouthed. X
I don't live on the mainland so have no idea of train prices. Have just done a quick look for a return ticket from Glasgow to London and looks about £80 each way 
I can't believe Deek has paid crazy money to accompany that bafoon back home
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