The old "do u want a flake with that head'
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Hahaha 'the Steel's'. The frigging apostrophe!This is my favourite part of the star certificate
How pathetic of them crawling up his arse again to be noticed/for IG likes after the way he behaved towards them last year when his cult leader chose to ignore his existence! None of them have any sort of self-respect!
Can I join the gang? Im love a bit of Freddy KreugarMa lovely if I could invite one person in the world to ma hoose(front and back door) smell the wealth, it would be MM, he’s ma one true love.
I just knew from the start we were soul mates ma lovely
That's it, turn aff the internet world, Freefalling's post will never be defeated.He's a bleeping disa-STAR, nae debates
Jeez, these people on IG are all snakes, hypocrites and arse lickers.
They are not your friends Mario, ya loser.
They are not your friends Mario, ya loser.
Please don’t tell me he’s put an iceberg in his wine?!
Don't know if I'm just a bleep, but if someone bought me a star I'd be fumming. What am I meant to do with that? It's not mine, it's just something in the sky. I wouldn't even go look for it. I wouldn't even take 2 minutes to stick my head outside and look, it ain't worth the tit on my shoe. It's like naming a blade of grass or a dog tit on the floor and putting a certificate up for it. Wtf. It's the same as adopt a panda. "Can I have the panda in my garden?" "No, can you duck love, we'll just send you photos of it, for 6 quid a month" "nah you're alright, I'll just look at pictures on Google for free and so forth."
I'm due on, so I'm feart I'm crabbit the day. Am away.
I'm due on, so I'm feart I'm crabbit the day. Am away.
So do I
ah've never sharted though, and don't own any candy cane decorations ma lovelie Crissmas 2023 ruined, ah'm away tae see if ah kin get a refund oan that star ah bought youse.
Marion YNTGTK that that wee star named on your certificate is now dead. Just like your dreams. So aye!
Daft wee bleep will be squinting up at the stars tonight, looking for it
Daft wee bleep will be squinting up at the stars tonight, looking for it
Why are youse lot so hard oan Marion, patron saint of small businesses? He looks like he's wearing Halloween mask 24/7!
He’ll be oan the roof of Beirut towers the night with a wee telescope, trying to find their star. A star is born and so forth.
Wunner where he wull display his new cessificate, next tae the wan he goat fur nails?
I can't believe she's staying at his. Why?! 
Omg if he is going to London tomorrow he will be on the bleeping ceiling ma lovelies! It will feel like the equivalent to a normal person going on a 6 month round the world trip he will have a diazepam ready for the journee, Hannah will have to give him a fireman’s carry off the mega bus at the other end as he will be comatose! 
he will have a diazepam ready for the journee, Hannah will have to give him a fireman’s carry off the mega bus at the other end as he will be comatose! 
The one night a year someone comes and stays on the concrete slabs and he couldn’t time it so he didn’t have the bleep washing/his skidded undies in the corner. 
Hannah will need a massage from Bruise after a night oan the concrete slab Chesterfield! Wonder if Deek is allowed to get blazed with having a guest over, hoping they pass round the duchie from the left hand side - Marion going live stoned would be tattle gold!
Next to the Wi-Fi password in the high footfall areaWunner where he wull display his new cessificate, next tae the wan he goat fur nails?
The bleeping bleep washings in the corner 
he has no class whatsoever! You’d just not do a wash for the one night out of 365 that he has someone around. Prick
he has no class whatsoever! You’d just not do a wash for the one night out of 365 that he has someone around. Prick
I never noticed the washing!The bleeping bleep washings in the corner
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He's unbelievable. If he is going to London l wonder if Derek's going, because how's he going to get on a train on his own coming back?.
Of all the hotels she could have booked herself in to and she chooses to stay there. It might just be me, but if l go to see someone out the area l prefer a hotel.
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