Cleaning with Mario #89 Tattlers found it queer, when Marion got bespoke invite fur hame oaf the year

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laynelo_

I think he uses the wide angle lens on his phone to make it look bigger + he deffo goes into a corner way his scrunched up face trying to position himsel in a way that makes the room look bigger than 2ft x 2ft so aye
 
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Skyflier6727

I really hope he’s going for “Turkey teef”
 
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paperbackwriter89

‘Please remember, I’m just Mario’
Absolutely DEED. Who the fuck he think he is?
He is the worst type of person, completely fabricating his ‘anxieties’ and ‘stepping out of comfort zones’ to create fake sympathy.
He’s a rotten little worum. Get off this app if you feel that way, oh no wait - it’s all made up and you crave attention and validation too much. Poisonous.
 
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One-of-hunners

I'm just Mario and we can all relate.

No Mario. I can't.

I've gotten more confident the older I've gotten, I have dreams and goals that I achieve. I achieved a goal I said I wanted to achieve before 40 at 30!
Travel is all I think about, I book the second trip before I've been on the first.
Absolutely nothing about your life is relatable!
Stop the fucking woah is me act and just admit you became a hermit due to knowing your life is an embarrassment and spending too much money keeping up with the instahuns.
 
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Lim1947

Shut up ya fanny, copying hinch with her pretend anxiety. Embarrassed to ask people for help coz he can't see, that made me laugh and shout ah fuck off out loud like someone with tourettes. Him and his handbag Jesus wept...
 
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muscadet

Jesus his dots are a lot for me to take in on my half hour lunch break so he’s visually impaired, agoraphobic, but he’s stepping out his box to travel next Monday is what I’m getting from it
 
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paperbackwriter89

Could he build up the ‘a week Monday’ travel plans any mare? I can honestly admit he’s got me interested. I’m here fae it
 
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Realhousemouse

He’ll be away to a Sponge Daddy brand event in a premier inn somewhere! making such a big drama about it. Also surely the eye sight drama is just an excuse for not going out or claiming PIP or something cos his bad eye sight doesn’t seem to bother him when he’s trailing round home bargains and b&m or when he worked in Debenhams.
 
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Hyacinthsquash

Who gets more insecure as they get older? Surely you give less fucks about what others think the illiterate rambles make utterly no sense as always ma loveleis. A wunna if he is aff to Blackpool again?
 
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Macmama

Aw luvlies, wee Martin cannae see, don’t be nasty trolls. Nae his fault his wee eyeholes have shrunken wae aw the squinting he does.

We’ll be gaun oan a guide dug jurnee next to help him step oot of that box he’s put himself in, so aye. The stairs doon the close are a hazard, after aw.
 
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MrsJ2000

If he couldnae see, he couldnae feckin clean and that’s his joab!! Absolute melt!!
 
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Caw1982

Oh fuck off. I'm done.
Asking people to fucking see
He doesn't even wear specs all the time.
This is definitely a bespoke blindness he suddenly fabricated.

Remember he's just Mario.
Mario, who the fuck do you think you are . You are a absolute trump. A total and utter pez. No one looks at you and aspires your life. No one (other than us), give a single fuck about you on the app.

Stay in your lane.
 

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Badaboom

How can he be a cleaner if his eyesight is that bad, you need to have good eyesight to see if something is actually clean, no?

MrsJ2000 said:
If he couldnae see, he couldnae feckin clean and that’s his joab!! Absolute melt!!
Click to expand...
Oh, great minds!
 
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Bubbledoggyyeah

The excuses for not leaving the bespoke bedsit of Beirut are getting more and more ridiculous. First it was because he didn’t want to compromise the security of his CAT and now it’s because his eyesight is so bad - but he doesn’t even wear glasses?! Can’t be that fucking bad. Make it make sense. That fat mutant and his stupid reasons for wasting his life make me howl.
 
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laynelo_

I actually turn dyslexic when I try read his zodiac killer coding writing, fucking imbecile
 
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Babybail93

The way he is building up this ‘trip’ and how it’s making him feel, it’s going to be another massive let down isn’t it? Story of his sad little life really
 
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