Mine would as well. They're more intelligent than that imbecile.
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I could NEARLY understand it if it was a really social house, with visitors all the time, it would be a laugh when you had guests. However, I really do mean nearly! Our house has an open door and is never quiet, and I still wouldn’t have this shite on the sideFfs, Mario. Grow the hell up. You're nearly 40 not 12View attachment 1713685
He still thinks he works at Debenhams. I used to work for the small bizniss Debenhams in my early twenties and I did the same job as Marion (not in the same store might I add otherwise I would most definitely spill the teaFfs, Mario. Grow the hell up. You're nearly 40 not 12
) He dresses his bedsit like we dressed the home department. So cringe that he has carried this oan at hame. Mortified for him and so forth.His own family don't seem to visit much. That niece that stayed overnight, that was the first time I'd seen her there.
Speaks volumes when your own family don't visit much.
For me.. the names should be in alphabetical order. Derek and Mario.Creepy…. As…. duck
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Their names are so jarring together as well. They just don’t flow
I think it flows much better with the two syllable name up first. Or the name that ends in a consonant flows on better to “and”. Yes this is pettyFor me.. the names should be in alphabetical order. Derek and Mario.
I wonder how long he sat waiting for the eleventh second to hit before taking a screenshot. Sad bastard 
Still drooling over men on videos are you Mario
Still drooling over men on videos are you Mario
I have my suspicions that an acquaintance of mine may have worked with him. Never see her now or I’d be filling up ma Swarovski notepad with bespoke questions and nae debatesHe still thinks he works at Debenhams. I used to work for the small bizniss Debenhams in my early twenties and I did the same job as Marion (not in the same store might I add otherwise I would most definitely spill the tea
He’s just posted a screenshot of a WhatsApp convo with the girls address on show. Not bothered about compromising anyone else’s security is he?!
My wee baby girl Rayn loves a hot chocolate (well she’s a teen but my youngest) and so does next one up but I would be laughed out the front or back (smell the wealth) door if I set up a “stay-shun“
I am sitting on my lazy arse on my not a slab sofa catching up with you with me criss and joos then I’m gonna mop kicking my way to gutting this hoos
I am sitting on my lazy arse on my not a slab sofa catching up with you with me criss and joos then I’m gonna mop kicking my way to gutting this hoos
I find his decor and weird childlike habits sinister as duck.
Add in a wee chap that looks off his barnet with a constant bemused, wtf is going on expression, it all gives me the ick!!!
Add in a wee chap that looks off his barnet with a constant bemused, wtf is going on expression, it all gives me the ick!!!
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Those computer lot are the only friends you have, because we sure as hell don't see you out with real ones...Then again, I'm not suprised.
That text from his “pal”, his reply isn’t even genuine! If someone was supporting me I’d at least show them some enthusiasm
I don’t understand the sign, only him and Deek are gonnae see it so unless the cunts canny put 2 and 2 the gether and realise this is where you make hot chocolate then the sign is bleeping useless and let’s just say *hypothetically* maz somehow managed to get a ‘visitor’ (a captee) into the postage stamp, well it’s gonnae be HIM that’s making the guest the drink, so the ‘visitor’ isn’t gonnae see it anyway!! Is this wit he spends his UC oan?? Utter pish. Rayn dae us a favour and piss on his bed or suhin please hen
Why the duck does someone need not only a hot chocolate bar but a hot chocolate station?! Away to duck, just get a tin of Cadbury’s drinking chocolate and squirty cream and get on with it. He doesn’t even get any visitors to the glory hole of paisley anyways
I LOVE hot chocolate but I have never had hot choc stayshun and he has 3! 
Hot chocolate and cookies for two grown men is giving me the ick! Someone give me a glass of wine and a packet of scampi fries!!
He’s no well 
In trying to pretend he has this cosy, hallmark movie style life he just ends up making himself sound like a creepy pedalo
I'd join you, but I'd have to swap the wine for a Fosters!
I do like a fancy hot chocolate and my staphul cappuccino with syrup, but I just buy Galaxy hot chocolate, a salted caramel syrup, cream and marshmallows - and keep them in the cupboard, you know, like normal adults..... - Status