Cleaning with Mario #83 10 times oota 10 Mario pays by Klarna. So Aye

[G&TGal II]

To be fair, I could do with a good clear oot. Might be like an at home colonic.

Think I’ll no use so much garlic though, I’m not that brave. They will be stinking the morra wae aw that coming oot the pores. Especially the wans oan Mario’s hooter

Googled garlic powder to fresh cloves equivant and consensus online is 1 x teaspoon powder = 4 cloves. If average 4 teaspoons per tablespoon then that is 16 cloves of garlic per tablespoon so he has just put the equivalent of 32 cloves of garlic to approx 1litre of soup

 

[Ferguson]

I think Rayn's wee face says it all and so forth, she cannae stand the walloper

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Dancing intae the new thread

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ugh, I bet he talks like that to Deek when he wants his manhole plunged. I feel violated listening to that. So aye. Ick.

 

[pearl jammer]

Righto my lovelies, I think it’s time for me to take a long hard comma fae this app for I have just said “nae debates” out loud in a rather camp Glaswegian accent at a meeting with the board of directors in work. Affrontit so ah um

If anybody’s looking for me I’ll be hiding in the Jam Jar greetin’ intae ma salty steak pie whilst looking for a new job .

 

[GiftedNotFree]

My lovlies I’ve been out the last few nights livin life as it should be lived holdin ma phone high and so forth and honestly when I opened That App on this dayn of dawn and tried to make sense of this:

It’s not an exaggeration to say this has broken my brain. I read this about 8 times before I could compute it. What the fuck

My face right now:

 

[JoeExotic]

So last weekend he bought more Xmas tat, ate a loaf of bread and a tub of butter and made a show of himself on Insta yet again with his swearing am I missing anything? Oh yeh he" made" soup!

Slagged off Sam Smith and repeatedly called Sam “he”, even though every cunt and their granny knows Sam identifies as “they/them”. Yer on the right path tae getting cancelled Martin.

 

[Madge2022]

He said a few weeks ago(?) that he doesn't watch Christmas movies in October. Make it make sense Martin

Marion reading your comment here.

 

[Poptart]

Here it is from the wiki...

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Not to sound like a mad eco warrior but these cleaning cunts fucking boil my blood with their hauls.

There is absolutely NO NEED for that amount of products to clean. You can easily use vinegar, bicarb, soap flakes and a few drops of essential oil for smell/extra anti-bac. Use the same bottle over and over again.

These moronic bastard cunts are destroying the planet haul by haul

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Bet her old man has tae strap a plank of wood tae his arse before he bangs her, so he doesn’t fall in

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Aw god, Mr Margrit messaged the brother in law on insta last night ripping into Marion. We only remembered when his phone pinged with a message back. Too sober to open it.

 

[pearl jammer]

Can anybody help a wee tattle troll out, what in gods good name is that supposed to be?! What have restaurants in Paisley got against food?!?!

 

[Bee Sting]

What are all the marks on the bag? Looks like the cheap material is coming away.

It”s peeling affImagine even going oot with with that never mind having its ane seat on the train

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

I reckon Krystal Peterson has been kicking off because we’ve been talking aboot her cavernous Fanny again the day.

This has set off the latest rant

I say we get her in the next thread title just to piss off the wee lassie.

Marion's a granny and Krystal has a cavernous fanny.

 

[Ferguson]

Hello ma lovelies, I thought I'd treait you'se all tae this..

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Clean sheets the morrow hens, so aye.

 

[pearl jammer]

So we’re not allowed to say a thing about the Princess of Paisley but Olly Murs and Sam Smith are fair game for him, aye very good

I think you’re an annoying wee radge, sorry if that offends but we’re on ma page and that’s a you problem, Marlon.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I've just been on the small app known as Pinterest, I think oor elf is going tae TRY and recreate this. He wants big lollipops, sweeties, a sign. All part of his vision, he said. Or rather his copying. So aye. I'm ruining your wee unveiling and so forth.

 

[Milfordcubicle]

Bad mental health day here (if you don’t know get tae know an nae debates) but that singing absolutely made me weep with bespoke laughter
cheers chicks