Cleaning with Mario #82 Krystal McKnight she had a farm wae a camel toe. Eh aye eh aye ohh
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Why is all his getting ready tit in the living room?After listening to his latest stories on his hatred on dewy complexions, l felt like he was sucking the air from me. He's so friggin boring
We used to have a friend from school come to our monthly meet ups, and we all said 'Don't sit me beside Caroline!'...I bet that was Mario's friends
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The bedroom must be ram packed with so much tat that he doesn’t have room to get ready in there anymore
So let me get this right, he looks like a toe nail but is slagging off people with great complexions and a Dewy glow? It shows that his family hate him because they would’ve taught him that if he doesn’t have anything good to say then shut the duck up!
And doesn’t watching Christmas films until November but the other weekend he posted that he was sat all morning watching Christmas films.
He really is bleeping braindead!
And doesn’t watching Christmas films until November but the other weekend he posted that he was sat all morning watching Christmas films.
He really is bleeping braindead!
Talking about how dehydrated his skin is. Im not surprised with his tit diet! I bet water never passes his lips. Its not just all about caking yer skin in products hun. Fuckin clueless.
Skin to yer candy canes love
Skin to yer candy canes love
I apologise, my ramblings appear to be as illiterate as our Martins todayI’m as confused as everyone else as to how he can’t use the Lenore tit on his clothes but he can on his bedding, towels and minging housecoat? Makes a kit as much sense as his illiterate ramblings
Hark at him like he’s Bobbi bleeping Brown.
Cutting aboot wae 7 year old Chanel bronzer oan his face 4 shades too dark wae a white neck, and she has the cheek to talk about others make up!
Friggin hell, l nearly shat myself when l opened his stories to this! 
Sort your eyes out Mario, you look like you're auditioning for Uncle Fester
Sort your eyes out Mario, you look like you're auditioning for Uncle Fester
And that is with about 8 filters on. Imagine what he looks like in real lifeFriggin hell, l nearly shat myself when l opened his stories to this!
Sort your eyes out Mario, you look like you're auditioning for Uncle Fester
Blowjob face 
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He looks like when ma weans were at preschool and they used tae draw a face oan an egg fae easterBlowjob face
Tonight’s favourite Mario-ism with regards to not liking dewy looking skincare.
“I think it’s the most no-est nicest look”
En anglais, s'il vous plait?
“I think it’s the most no-est nicest look”
En anglais, s'il vous plait?
Where the duck are his wallies in that picture?!?!After listening to his latest stories on his hatred on dewy complexions, l felt like he was sucking the air from me. He's so friggin boring
We used to have a friend from school come to our monthly meet ups, and we all said 'Don't sit me beside Caroline!'...I bet that was Mario's friends
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He looks gummy
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Where is Derek aka Adolf whilst Marion is spewing aw this shite intae his phone? I thought he got nervous doing his talkies in front a the wee bigot?
I didn’t make it to the end of the 100 dots of doom tonight. I can’t deal with a man with grey skin bang on about what skin looks good. duck off Marion
That's exactly why he never went tae the cleanin show, because he's feart of them judgin him for whit he really looks like, he's met a few coos awready, but cannot have the whos who of insta seein right through him because hes shite at masking his real personality and, knows folk will want pictures and the prick that he is can't control the pictures, the angles, or the reality and he for one absolutely cannot have that. That's the real reason he hasnae went hensFriggin hell, l nearly shat myself when l opened his stories to this!
Sort your eyes out Mario, you look like you're auditioning for Uncle Fester
I'll be affrontedly fumming for you if he disnae credit you for it ma lovely
Aye, I remember seeing this woman on TV as a kid and I’m sure she wanted to look like a cat. Maybe Marion will go for the look of wee Rayne when he does his next lot of Botox.The cat woman
He looks like what A.I thinks humans look likeFriggin hell, l nearly shat myself when l opened his stories to this!
Sort your eyes out Mario, you look like you're auditioning for Uncle Fester
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