That bloody tree will be up before the second week of November 
Cleaning with Mario #82 Krystal McKnight she had a farm wae a camel toe. Eh aye eh aye ohh
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Mebbes boxing day is Marion's day aff fae aw that, cos he does maist of it every day!SameIt's definitely a pj day, watching TV, eating shite with more drinks. That fanny doesn't know how to live!
Evening ma lovelies ! Slightly disappointed we did not get a wee mental health journeh from Marion ! And we all know he is dying to put his try up…so it will
Be up 1st Nov I reckon ! He is like an impulsive child. Defo not the full ticket
Be up 1st Nov I reckon ! He is like an impulsive child. Defo not the full ticket
Willy Wanka & the Candy Cane factory over there has zero concept of the 12 days before, 12 days after that its meant tae be cause he's got duck aw xmas to look forward tae so over compensates with the OTT decs more so cause
1. Nae c*** comes for Xmas in Palais d Paisley
2. He's nae pals so literally buys for 5 family members
3. Its aw for the gram because hes a silly weee wank with a serious inferiority complex.
4. The most he gets is Camel Toe Krystals Xmas dinner fit for Barlinnie A wing. So Aye
1. Nae c*** comes for Xmas in Palais d Paisley
2. He's nae pals so literally buys for 5 family members
3. Its aw for the gram because hes a silly weee wank with a serious inferiority complex.
4. The most he gets is Camel Toe Krystals Xmas dinner fit for Barlinnie A wing. So Aye
Mario on his stories:
Mario responding to a DM:
He's a fake little rodent, so aye
Mario responding to a DM:
He's a fake little rodent, so aye
Claims to be there for those struggling but has turned off his DM’s 
He is an absolute turd!
He is an absolute turd!
Pfffttt open up to him?. You must be joking. He's opened his mouth once too many times about his fake insta friends as it is.
Trust and loyalty isn't in Mario's DNA
Trust and loyalty isn't in Mario's DNA
Dead!Here’s a tattie boaby to cheer you up as I don’t have any tattie hearts to send you.
Thanks ma lovelie! Sharty Marty only wishes he had balls like that. We all know she has a fupa, the ugly runt of the litter.
Hold they cosy slippers up high hen, hope you’re treatment is going well tonsa love and tattie hearts. Hope they have boiled stovies on the hospital menu for youse x
I repeat he does nae read here
I love how we're already into the taking down of the tress phase, when A) they are not even up and B) we haven't even had Halloween.
Canny wait to have a mental health slip and reach out to Marion cos being called a wee witch will snap me right ooty it
I never appreciated him saying “Never message this account again!!!!” in response to the person asking him to be more conscious of his carbon footprint.
It’s so so funny. Who does he think he is… Tony Soprano!?
It’s so so funny. Who does he think he is… Tony Soprano!?
Only place left to store the new one until November Ma Lovelie.Why does he walk like he’s got a Christmas tree stuck up his ass? Genuinely walks like Daffy Duck. His content is piss poor
A wee mention of mental health day from Marion not long after, it's like he's psychic or something.Evening ma lovelies ! Slightly disappointed we did not get a wee mental health journeh from Marion ! And we all know he is dying to put his try up…so it will
Be up 1st Nov I reckon ! He is like an impulsive child. Defo not the full ticket
It’s brilliant isn’t it? I do think he reckons he is some type of Mafia Don. What with his “strong Italian bloodline”
Remember when he said “CAPEEEESH”?
Mystic Marion henA wee mention of mental health day from Marion not long after, it's like he's psychic or something.
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She walks like that cos her ugly woodlouse coat is down to her cankles, which makes her shuffle along like a penguin. So aye.Why does he walk like he’s got a Christmas tree stuck up his ass? Genuinely walks like Daffy Duck. His content is piss poor
I wish I knew that all it took to get over my severe anxiety and depression was to try my best and it would get better.
This bleep is a prime example of the most stupid people always have the most to say.
bleeping ugly walloper
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