Cleaning with Mario #82 Krystal McKnight she had a farm wae a camel toe. Eh aye eh aye ohh

[Ferguson]

He won’t be at the clean and tidy home show lovlies - I know you’re all gutted. He is waiting for the Bedsit Full of Tat Show in Glasgow instead x


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Pahhhhh hahahhaha.

Most pointless anooncement ever.

You will nae be going because
1. Your no invited
2. Your house isnae clean & tidy
3. You cannae afford tae get there

Absolutely naebody will be disappointed ma lovely and naebody has asked if you're going.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Honestly Marion, you didn't have to but thanks love.
#treatits

 

[Doodlebug71]

Keeping it real hens
No ma video

 

[pearl jammer]

There’s a bit of me that thinks he’s just nipped doon the asdas, bought 3 bottles of lenor and stuck #ad on it so we all know how pure brilliant he’s doing at the joab that’s no his joab. P&G have probably never heard of ‘Marlon small Brando’

 

[#noinfluencer]

So, this supposedly happened last week, but he's only speaking about it now, it's not bothered him until now. It's not bothering him, and doesn't affect him, obviously. It's not bothering him but he did 3 stories on it a week later, today. The day he needs content.....

Are ya bored and needing attention, Mario?

 

[menopausalmargrit]

He will be lay in that bumming fort waiting for Derek to come in fae work after aw the excitement the day.

“Pull ma three hairs n call me Oor Soph Derek”

 

[Very Cherry]

Yeah I'm fine ma lovelies, absolootley fine, just fine, feel like I've been hit by a fucking mcgills but we move.

Here’s a tattie boaby to cheer you up as I don’t have any tattie hearts to send you.

 

[Wendy22]

Anyone else thirty after a takeaway?!

 

[notanothergrammer]

While Mazda is ABSALOOTLY FINEEE, HE'S FINEE EVERYBODY, TOTALLY FINNEE. Well he isnae he's absolutely foamin at the gash that he never went tae the clean show so he could get a good hard ootdoorable sniff of Sophas hoop. So Aye, but in the meantime while Maz is aw Cozy, chandeliers in Disneyland still dain mair than him greetin aw the weans and so forth.

 

[mrsbucket]

I had to gee up the Kate Hayes thread ma lovelie, it was getting too heavy. And a couldnae be arsed with all the social services shouts just cause she puts her wean to bed with her hair in bunches this is 100% the funniest thread on tattle, fair cheers me up.

When I first joined Tattle I used tae read the Hinch thread but stopped for the same reason. Cannae be arsed with the conspiracy theories and parenting debates.

This thread has me clutching ma beak everyday - it is much mair light hearted. Ahm wiping away fake years everytime I read it. Spine bright youse funny basterds

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

But first we eat.

 

[Milfordcubicle]

I had a wee sneezing fit last night and said (out loud, to myself as mr c is away working earning me petty cash to spunk at tony walnuts on candy cane) “ooh I had a wee sneezing fit the night. so aye and so forth” then I went in my kitchen and realised my cunt washings we’re still hanging in the garden (smell the wealth) and I went to get them in and encountered a slug. I swear on ma stovies I thought wee Marion had come to visit in his puffer coat
please help I can’t stop talkimg to myself in mario lingo. And this app is no me joab. If you don’t know get ta know.

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

In bed before 8:30 on a Sunday?? He is just so odd. A have a gay friend who got married last year, they have no kids so not tied down (like maz and Deek) and oh my god they are aff galavanting the globe. 3 or 4 luxury holidays a year, oot at least 3 nights a week for dinner or drinks, living their actual best lives. Am no jealous at all as I put ma weans to bed at 7 then sit in the lounge . But seriously marion and Deek have no commitments (except wee rayn) so why aren’t they oot living their lives? Not like they are saving for a hoose or anything. So bizarre.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Well doesn’t that haul just scream absolute Pedalo at youse aw!?

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“Come little children I’ll take youse away,
Mon through this door tae ma high footfall hallway”

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Why does he walk like he’s got a Christmas tree stuck up his ass? Genuinely walks like Daffy Duck. His content is piss poor

She walks like that cos her ugly woodlouse coat is down to her cankles, which makes her shuffle along like a penguin. So aye.

 

[sad little life jane]

Sorry Ma lovelies far too many snakes on that app fur me I’m going to have some well deserved rest in ma hoosecoat and watch weans films. Remember though words are received by how you receive them, relatively - so aye

 

[OhhBacon]

Reading his DMs catching up on tattle more like, this could be the day he has a melt down

Guess he has caught up here, what will he do with the rest of his day?

*Can anyone translate this for me? Or add basic punctuation to make it readable?

 

[menopausalmargrit]

So let me get this right, he looks like a toe nail but is slagging off people with great complexions and a Dewy glow? It shows that his family hate him because they would’ve taught him that if he doesn’t have anything good to say then shut the fuck up!

And doesn’t watching Christmas films until November but the other weekend he posted that he was sat all morning watching Christmas films.

He really is fucking braindead!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I've never known a cleaning account to do fuck all cleaning. Posting a picture of your bed saying you've cleaned your flat, does not make you a cleaning account. Do you remember when he said he wasn't going to change his account name, so Deek got him an mdf sign saying cleaningwithmario, then Tattlers reminded him that he hadn't put the underscores in and that someone already had a cleaningwithmario account. God, what an absolute prick.

 

[Babybail93]

Fucking hell cannae cope wae the poached egg eyes and plasticine toy hair