Hell be back, he's helping the WHO make hunners of boujee wee vaccines with his bespoke signature on them. So aye
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I'm still torn. I kinda miss old tile heid
In these uncertain times, it's easy to give in to fear and anxiety, so Ive followed the advice of Melvin's mate Hinchy and wrote a list to help me keep order. Hope it helps.
1a. Melvin
1b. The vanity area
2. The new carpets
3. The chrome carpet dividers
4. The Shark
5. The plush mirror
6. The plush sofas
7. How to clean plush stuff
8. The new wallpaper
9. The skin care routine
10. The wax melts
11. Flash bicarbonate
12. Paracetamol
13. Full rent
14. Crisss
15. Rayne
16. Dezza's birthday
I call this list "Things Melvin spends time thinking about". Listed in order of preference.
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Things all us hunners of lovelies spend far too long thinking aboot.I'm still torn. I kinda miss old tile heid
In these uncertain times, it's easy to give in to fear and anxiety, so Ive followed the advice of Melvin's mate Hinchy and wrote a list to help me keep order. Hope it helps.
1a. Melvin
1b. The vanity area
2. The new carpets
3. The chrome carpet dividers
4. The Shark
5. The plush mirror
6. The plush sofas
7. How to clean plush stuff
8. The new wallpaper
9. The skin care routine
10. The wax melts
11. Flash bicarbonate
12. Paracetamol
13. Full rent
14. Crisss
15. Rayne
16. Dezza's birthday
I call this list "Things Melvin spends time thinking about". Listed in order of preference.
I've added some more bespoke items which youse can swipe up for.
17. The coooncil
18. Full rent
19.No debates
20. Blush pink lamps.
Nothing for a pair, not in this game.Things all us hunners of lovelies spend far too long thinking aboot.
I've added some more bespoke items which youse can swipe up for.
17. The coooncil
18. Full rent
19.No debates
Full rent already in at number 13
Rent was already on the list. It's going to be one of those days,isn't it.
Yeah, just saw.Nothing for a pair, not in this game.
Full rent already in at number 13
In other news, I managed to get 2 plush packs of paracetamol over here in the Shire. Do you think I'd get an audience with our saviour of small businesses if I made an anadin offering? 
Shouldnβt it be MY rather than THE? We donβt want anyone to get confused over who stuff belongs to?I'm still torn. I kinda miss old tile heid
In these uncertain times, it's easy to give in to fear and anxiety, so Ive followed the advice of Melvin's mate Hinchy and wrote a list to help me keep order. Hope it helps.
1a. Melvin
1b. The vanity area
2. The new carpets
3. The chrome carpet dividers
4. The Shark
5. The plush mirror
6. The plush sofas
7. How to clean plush stuff
8. The new wallpaper
9. The skin care routine
10. The wax melts
11. Flash bicarbonate
12. Paracetamol
13. Full rent
14. Crisss
15. Rayne
16. Dezza's birthday
I call this list "Things Melvin spends time thinking about". Listed in order of preference.
Marion going to be thrilled hinch mentioned him in her stories 
It's ma, ma lovelie.
The list is missing his crease release which is now totally the best thing in the world ever!
21. His letterbox getting bashed in.
FFS dont forget teh RATSThings all us hunners of lovelies spend far too long thinking aboot.
I've added some more bespoke items which youse can swipe up for.
17. The coooncil
18. Full rent
19.No debates
Seems people do love themselves a list then 
Good to laugh in the face of worldwide adversity.
Who wants to play another game? Dezza's birthday meal as cooked by Melvin. Give me your 3 best courses ideas and the winner may or may not receive an old Jackie Collins book, wrapped in plush wallpaper with the Tom Ford logo on it
Good to laugh in the face of worldwide adversity.
Who wants to play another game? Dezza's birthday meal as cooked by Melvin. Give me your 3 best courses ideas and the winner may or may not receive an old Jackie Collins book, wrapped in plush wallpaper with the Tom Ford logo on it
Seeee we aaaare still fwends!
Wonder what the scent is? Crease Release? New Crapet? Plush?
Lentil Soup made in his bespoke boujee soup maker.Seems people do love themselves a list then
Good to laugh in the face of worldwide adversity.
Who wants to play another game? Dezza's birthday meal as cooked by Melvin. Give me your 3 best courses ideas and the winner may or may not receive an old Jackie Collins book, wrapped in plush wallpaper with the Tom Ford logo on it
HmmmmSeems people do love themselves a list then
Good to laugh in the face of worldwide adversity.
Who wants to play another game? Dezza's birthday meal as cooked by Melvin. Give me your 3 best courses ideas and the winner may or may not receive an old Jackie Collins book, wrapped in plush wallpaper with the Tom Ford logo on it
I think it will be
Starter: Super noodles Chicken flavour but made without using the little chicken flavouring packet
Main: Oven chips, cheese and tomato pizza (basics brand with hardly any cheese or tomato on) No veg apart from ketchup!
Dessert: A new Melvin Wax melt in crease release flavour
Patting it into his face, keep laughing about that Kiki.
Zoflora cocktails. That dog odour one.
Crisss
Soup de jour. Today zis eez avamay wax melt avec croutons of used cat litter.
Goujons de Rat, avec puree de papier du toilette.
Dessert. Mousse de Febreze.
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Starter. Packet of roast chicken cris
Main. Battered fish and chips
Dessert. Mario sitting in his bespoke dressing gown with a touch of Ava May Black Orchid melted down and dabbed behind his ears. All the while flashing his ankles saying βTake me backβ.
Main. Battered fish and chips
Dessert. Mario sitting in his bespoke dressing gown with a touch of Ava May Black Orchid melted down and dabbed behind his ears. All the while flashing his ankles saying βTake me backβ.
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