Hopefully Marion is moving out - the gift that Rayn and Derek deserve.
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Just seen miss greedy film her cat while playing purple rain. Some kind of dig? Seems and odd song to play while filing your cat.
Derek is absolutely adorable, he seems like the gentlest soul 
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xxxDerek is the cutest 🤍 such a sweetheart what the duck is he doing sharing his life and his flat with that absolute tit stain
I’m not usually one for comparing people in relationships or saying ones better than the other but I really do think it’s apparent Marion doesn’t think very highly of Derek! The only twice I’ve seen him being nice to him is today and Valentine’s Day!
Here's oor Derek being sweet. Note
Chocolate and a chippy. Wow. And then dragged round the range looking for dettol spray to ultimately end up with Melv treating himself to a new mug. Way to make your man feel special Melv.
Derek is adorable (and has good teeth). The picture that Hannah posted makes him look so cute, but it's a dreadful one of Marion. He really is an odd-looking man.
But, even though it is Derek's day, the important thing for Melvin was to bring it back to his bravery with his IBS being 'through the roof' (whatever that means), and claiming that the new AvaMay wax melt is because of him.
But, even though it is Derek's day, the important thing for Melvin was to bring it back to his bravery with his IBS being 'through the roof' (whatever that means), and claiming that the new AvaMay wax melt is because of him.
“Ma IBS is through the roof, but I keep it off Instagram.” Thank Heaven for small mercies
IBS through the roof? Was that how he got rid of the rats?“Ma IBS is through the roof, but I keep it off Instagram.” Thank Heaven for small mercies
If I see that bespoke yellow t tit one more time I'm gonna gouge my eyes out with a plastic fork , he has a very limited wardrobe does oor marion
Not watched any of our savours posts, been busy with work.
So from what I gather it’s been Dereks birthday and this tight little rat man brought him a load of creme eggs?
I am shocked! Then took him to the chippy!
Then talked about his shitter?
I can’t watch him, his voice drains any happiness out of me.
And he is forever touching his face.
Does he not know the new rules in life....
Wash yourself hands don’t touch your face...
Surly in his bespoke flat he has Detrol spray?
He works in a department store, surly he could of brought him something and used his staff discount.
What a bleep!
So from what I gather it’s been Dereks birthday and this tight little rat man brought him a load of creme eggs?
I am shocked! Then took him to the chippy!
Then talked about his shitter?
I can’t watch him, his voice drains any happiness out of me.
And he is forever touching his face.
Does he not know the new rules in life....
Wash yourself hands don’t touch your face...
Surly in his bespoke flat he has Detrol spray?
He works in a department store, surly he could of brought him something and used his staff discount.
What a bleep!
Lovely pink lamp there ma loveliessssss
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IBS is through the roof? Maybe this virus does affect ur ass then
Please tell me that’s horlicks and not a cup of tea? Who the duck drinks there tea like that
Please tell me that’s horlicks and not a cup of tea? Who the duck drinks there tea like that
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ah, how lovely was Dereks thank you message. He’s far to good for Marion. He should duck him and he’s exploding arse right off 
Melvin really does look like a shaved bollock, it's so distracting!
The world according to Marion part 1 : If a small business you like is struggling financially, you don't have to buy anything, just like their Instagram post.
The world according to Marion part 2: It's Friday, so even though poor Marion is the only one in the world working right now, in a few hours we are all free to relax and enjoy the weekend. No need to worry if you have no baby formula, food in the house, you're feeling lonely and worried about ageing parents, your job, your kids, your friends who are at-risk, but still going to the hospital to help the sick, your husband making deliveries because the rent needs paying. FFS.
READ THE ROOM MELVIN, READ THE ROOM.
The world according to Marion part 2: It's Friday, so even though poor Marion is the only one in the world working right now, in a few hours we are all free to relax and enjoy the weekend. No need to worry if you have no baby formula, food in the house, you're feeling lonely and worried about ageing parents, your job, your kids, your friends who are at-risk, but still going to the hospital to help the sick, your husband making deliveries because the rent needs paying. FFS.
READ THE ROOM MELVIN, READ THE ROOM.
3.Panic buying and hoarding is fine if it can get youse pished or something that can be hashtagged #joyofclean
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