Cleaning with Mario #8 Cleaning with Marion McKnight

Kaydeelaydee · Mar 16, 2020

I have nothing but love for our wee platform that we each sprinkle our dust over and then deep clean every day now and again with an unbranded, dampened microfibre cloth. Life would be a lot less plush without you all.

So with nothing but love in my heart, can I ask in all earnest - who amongst us is buying up all the paracetamol (and loo roll and crisss)??

TheNiceBeardMan · Mar 16, 2020

Kaydeelaydee said:
I have nothing but love for our wee platform that we each sprinkle our dust over and then deep clean every day now and again with an unbranded, dampened microfibre cloth. Life would be a lot less plush without you all.

So with nothing but love in my heart, can I ask in all earnest - who amongst us is buying up all the paracetamol (and loo roll and crisss)??

I've not bought anything I wouldn't usually but done my online shop last week to come tomorrow and there's already 45 items unavailable

so let's see what I actually end up with

tapwankaa · Mar 16, 2020

I hope he can sprinkle some of his magic fairy dust over to letshinch.. seems she’s been sacked for her behaviour on insta... watch oot potty mooth Marion

lauramars · Mar 16, 2020

DilysMcGillis said:
Ivvery day, now and again, wahnst a munth wi’ a wet, nearly dry, damp, really wrung oot sphonge. Thanks for making that clear

No wonder he’s a sore head

TheNiceBeardMan · Mar 16, 2020

tapwankaa said:
I hope he can sprinkle some of his magic fairy dust over to letshinch.. seems she’s been sacked for her behaviour on insta... watch oot potty mooth Marion

What job was she sacked from and what had she done? Sounds quite extreme!

Frankensooze · Mar 16, 2020

TheNiceBeardMan said:
I've not bought anything I wouldn't usually but done my online shop last week to come tomorrow and there's already 45 items unavailable so let's see what I actually end up with

A turnip and some quinoa ma lovelie. Make a gawjus bespoke dinner out of that.

tapwankaa said:
I hope he can sprinkle some of his magic fairy dust over to letshinch.. seems she’s been sacked for her behaviour on insta... watch oot potty mooth Marion

Ooh spill.

I don't think you lot are taking this crisis seriously. Never mind you can't get essential meds and food and you're wiping your bum on the curtains. What if THE INTERWEBS GO DOWN.
I can't cope without ma lovelie @Kikini Bamalam and @cleaningupthecrap there are more, but I don't want to look like a slag.

TheNiceBeardMan · Mar 16, 2020

Frankensooze said:
A turnip and some quinoa ma lovelie. Make a gawjus bespoke dinner out of that.

I have some love hearts in my salad drawer. So I'm fine lovelies, I'm fine mwah mwah and so forth xxx

Frankensooze · Mar 16, 2020

TheNiceBeardMan said:
I have some love hearts in my salad drawer. So I'm fine lovelies, I'm fine mwah mwah and so forth xxx

Microwave a sphonge with some ketchup.

TheNiceBeardMan · Mar 16, 2020

Frankensooze said:
Microwave a sphonge with some ketchup.

A post plush polished spong

Laura VanderBooben · Mar 16, 2020

Kaydeelaydee said:
I have nothing but love for our wee platform that we each sprinkle our dust over and then deep clean every day now and again with an unbranded, dampened microfibre cloth. Life would be a lot less plush without you all.

So with nothing but love in my heart, can I ask in all earnest - who amongst us is buying up all the paracetamol (and loo roll and crisss)??

I’ve got 1 pack of paracetamol on my ASDA shop. Online they’re limiting to one per customer. Not sure about in store. What idiots are hoarding detergent. It’s a waterfall effect; now I’m worrying that I’m going to have to stockpile what I can find as care for someon e . Don’t really want to, but needs must and I do, do a lot of laundry (the majority on cold wash) , but some things have to be done on high temperature.

And you have these hinch muppets stockpiling disinfectant and chucking neat capfuls In a bath because it smells nice!?! All to copy their Queen like the mindless zombies they are. I mean one bottle of disinfectant diluted can last ages.

Then there’s Mario...with his two bottles of crease release. Do these planks know what it’s actually for? People who travel or need it in a pinch, not because it smells “lush” and to fragrance their clothes. Jeebus anyone who comes within an inch of these people must faint from all the chemicals on their clothes! I need a wine

been to five shops today and hardly anything left

Bestlife@60 · Mar 16, 2020

tapwankaa said:
I hope he can sprinkle some of his magic fairy dust over to letshinch.. seems she’s been sacked for her behaviour on insta... watch oot potty mooth Marion

Who, what, why, when. More details please

Jo-Min99 · Mar 16, 2020

Bestlife@60 said:
Who, what, why, when. More details please
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on her story, nearly gone so be quick!!!!!

Frankensooze · Mar 16, 2020

Where did she work?

The usual rubbish, yes I was an idiot so they fired me, THEY DIDN'T CHECK ON ME I COULD'VE TAKEN ALL THESE PILLS. Then she just stories on as usual. Hahahahaha

DilysMcGillis · Mar 16, 2020

“Things jist arriterate” They do, Mario, they do

This one really is anyone’s guess, but my money’s on “resonate”

So, aye.

“This isn’t a debate”

Well, of course it’s not

Differences in opinion aren’t allowed on his page

If thread #9 isn’t called “Calm the ham” I’m leaving & I’m NEVER coming back

lauramars · Mar 16, 2020

When Mario said on his story “no debates” do you think that’s because he’s getting messages to do with his usual bulk buying?

Badaboom · Mar 16, 2020

No debates on his page and now no debates on his stories! Where the hell am I supposed to go for my debates Tesco are all out!

cleaningupthecrap · Mar 16, 2020

I think we all need one of @Frankensooze videos of Marion and Derek to cheer us up followed by a ride on @Kikini Bamalam maybe with some of her homemade hummus and crissssss.

I have one apple and 30lb of carrots coming on my shopping, Might have to order a Melvinsphonge to wipe the derrière at this rate

Doodlebug71 · Mar 16, 2020

I WOULD NOT AND

I REPEAT I WOULD NOT EVEN WIPE MY DOGS BUM WITH THIS 50 SHADES OF MELVIN T tit

Kaydeelaydee · Mar 17, 2020

Frankensooze said:
Where did she work? The usual rubbish, yes I was an idiot so they fired me, THEY DIDN'T CHECK ON ME I COULD'VE TAKEN ALL THESE PILLS. Then she just stories on as usual. Hahahahaha

Home Bargains, I believe. I've looked at her stories a few times but never followed, so no clue what's led to her being sacked. It's been a long while since I've heard of a sacking over personal social media activity!

Melvin neither promotes nor slags off Debenhams specifically. His biggest potential trouble source is more likely to be the amount of time spent yammering on the shop floor with the fans instead of getting on with his work.

Reassured that we can all just simmer down about this global pandemic thing though. Our Saviour's IBS is playing up so he is literally shitting himself for us all

lauramars · Mar 17, 2020

Kaydeelaydee said:
Home Bargains, I believe. I've looked at her stories a few times but never followed, so no clue what's led to her being sacked. It's been a long while since I've heard of a sacking over personal social media activity!

Melvin neither promotes nor slags off Debenhams specifically. His biggest potential trouble source is more likely to be the amount of time spent yammering on the shop floor with the fans instead of getting on with his work.

Reassured that we can all just simmer down about this global pandemic thing though. Our Saviour's IBS is playing up so he is literally shitting himself for us all

I think it was was something to do with stock she had on! Judging by her stories anyway