Im late to the party I just noticed his collection is in the outlet section of the Ava May website it gave me proper belly laughs
bet he’s fuming
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bet he’s fuming
Seems unlikely Debenhams will open again... Poor bastard has peaked, no job, no wax melt named in his honour. Sniggering here, cos witch.Im late to the party I just noticed his collection is in the outlet section of the Ava May website it gave me proper belly laughs
Oh really? I knew it had closed until further notice but he didn’t seem concerned so I assumed he was on full pay during the closure.
A shame for him if he loses his job, wouldn’t wish that on someone but perhaps it’s a wee bit of karma for being such a self absorbed pillock.
Never mind, I’m sure he’ll work ‘all the wai to the toap’ in his next job.
Is it any wonder no one wants to work with him.
Just my opinion, they were in a world of trouble before this, so... I'm amazed he's sat on the sofa, should be thinking about getting a job in a supermarket while that's still available.
Yeah that’s true, they hadn’t been doing well. I’m sure he could put those creepily long fingers to good use at a checkout or sorting shelves. How will he pay FULL RENT without a job?
Avamay has challenged him to some tiktok dance challenge with Derek. Naturally he thinks he'll ace it but isn't sure about Derek.
Derek look alright dancing with Curtis at the Avamay bash last year. But that's none of my business
Derek look alright dancing with Curtis at the Avamay bash last year. But that's none of my business
Haven't been on Insta today, i.e. too lazy to get my phoneAvamay has challenged him to some tiktok dance challenge with Derek. Naturally he thinks he'll ace it but isn't sure about Derek.
Derek look alright dancing with Curtis at the Avamay bash last year. But that's none of my business
What's the bet Mario will be resembling an ironing board with windsock limbs? Derek will be a little poppet as always. #FreeDerek 
Now I'm getting effing AvaMay coming up as an ad/sponsored post on my Insta! Is there nowhere sacred from that goggly eyed toad in Paisley?
Ed: I'm ACTIVE now, oooooooohhhh!!!!
Ed: I'm ACTIVE now, oooooooohhhh!!!!
Melv will go freestyle in the middle of the routine, pout into the camera saying something about da haterz then end with a high kick.Haven't been on Insta today, i.e. too lazy to get my phone
Derek will be looking on whilst looking stoned.
Don't forget him waggling his nasty strangler fingers at the camera. The horrible little scrote
Well as long as he doesn't wear too short shorts and end up waving his horrible little scrote at the camera.
Oh Melvin! Once a bleep, always a bleep. The end!
Oh god can you imagine?Well as long as he doesn't wear too short shorts and end up waving his horrible little scrote at the camera.
Oh god can you imagine?
Oh gawddddddddd, no more interpretive dance with sweat patch Melvin and his potato hands. I wonder if he is practising his dance moves now, I'm imagining he and Derek will be something like Ross and Monica in Friends when they did their routine on the podium.
I see he is still on the beggy beg for some soap dispensers. Why can't he do a reverse image search like most people? Or, I don't know, do a google search for chrome soap dispenser? Is it because he might actually have to pay for something himself?
I see he is still on the beggy beg for some soap dispensers. Why can't he do a reverse image search like most people? Or, I don't know, do a google search for chrome soap dispenser? Is it because he might actually have to pay for something himself?
Just look in Asda or Tesco like the rest of us, Marion.
He is proper scum, utterly classless scum. Most of us are not online shopping and counting the pennies just to make sure we all get through this fed and well. Melvin is thinking about fuckingsoap dispensers. I hope Derek eats Melvin when we go all hunger games
I'll need to catch up with his thrilling stories and see what he's been up to today. Fast paced walking? A new dance routine? Working on the cure for exczeeeema? The possibilities are endless with Mario, Queen of Diamonds Glittery Tat.
I must admit I'm guilty of buying quite a lot online under usual circumstances but trying my best to put a ban on that and just get my shopping from the supermarket once a week. Hoping it also helps with my penny pinching.
I must admit I'm guilty of buying quite a lot online under usual circumstances but trying my best to put a ban on that and just get my shopping from the supermarket once a week. Hoping it also helps with my penny pinching.
It's certainly an eyeopener to see what some people's priorities are isn't it? bleeping disney channel and soap dispensers.
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