Hinch is sponsored by P&G so she talks all the time about Flash bathroom, so Melvin in turn pretends it’s his favourite too, to impress Hinch even although Hinch is literally paid to like it and Melv has to buy his own. It’s all a bit sad really.‘Badgering AvaMay to make this scent for ages’
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Sure it has nothing to do with the fact that she’s probably seen smaller companies making flash wax melts and selling out
Mario harping on about smaller companies?Uh, AvaMay hasHinch behind her and Semichem so she’s hardly a small business..... oh. Silly me. How could I forget she also has our lord saviour of small businesses behind her too so.... hardly a small business really. And I don’t know about anyone else, but anything Mario plugs I just see as cheap and tacky. So sorry AvaMayAromas it’s a no from me
The well known, famous, best selling author!Tom Ford
The yellow t shirt makes me pine for ye olden days when all he whore was the pink Primani oneDurty saint marion is wearing THAT yellow t shit again therefore I have gouged my eyes out ...he surely hasnt had enough time to wash and dry it ...so aye and so forth.
I think I love you a little bit more with each post. You took (and posted) the words right out of my thoughts!!I'm a complete bitch and a cunt and I'm going to say I hope Melvin does lose his job. A dose of reality would do the self absorbed fuck knuckle the world of good. I know that is a horrible thing to say, but when it comes to Melvin I just have no compassion for him at all.
I'm just afraid we'll never hear the catchphrase "I pay full rent" againI wonder how long it is going to take him to realise how tone deaf he is with regards to what is going on and wake up and realise that he is actually not in that bad a situation.
he has no dependants relying on him, it’s a council flat so no mortgage to worry about if he can’t pay the rent, plenty of cleaning products, crissssss and sweets and gin.
if he does end up losing his job, he will act like the only hard done by person in the world.
Not forgetting this gem: “Loadsa young yins causin’ amok”The old people were out at night. Coronavirus only infects at night
His IBS is terrible just now. So he treated it to a chippy last night
don’t knock it. Hannah managed to resourse the oil
Lots of hard work
“We pie fahl rent”I'm just afraid we'll never hear the catchphrase "I pay full rent" again
Just be glad that the bespoke yellow t-shirt hides this!View attachment 98015mario doing her dishes ?
Admittedly, this is a difficult & unprecedented time for us all. The constant news updates are really killing my buzz - may I be the first to propose a Daily CaronaCaronaVirus Update from Mario: do you have any idea how much joy it could bring in these tense & testing times? #daeit"This moment in times" - what the fuck?
OK, which wan o youse wrote this? It surely MUST be a spoof!He has had another mention in the paper. I think he wrote it himself, he is not Scotland’s answer to Mrs Hinch, he is not becoming a household name, his cooncil flat is not stunning.
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“In each and every post you bring calmness and serenity“ ?? Eh, he does the opposite for me, he winds me right up!!
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Think oor Derek is a mad stoner looks stoned half the time and all that chocolate for the munchies then again need to be off your dial to deal with st melv I’d be swallying the magic mushy lolDerek is absolutely adorable, he seems like the gentlest soulxxx
Oh lawd please don't break out another Whitney song!"This moment in times" - what the fuck?
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