How on Earth can you lose anything in that tiny shithole? I’d forgotten all about the rancid Pippy Longstocking wreath!
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This is him justifying why he NEEDS a new one. #obvs #DESERVED
We all know your flat's tiny, Martin. You can't even hide a shart in the place.
The journalist made sure to mention your wee flat was small. Multiple times:
"On Instagram, Mario McKnight’s home is a grey, white and shiny palace with a candle in every corner. In real life, it’s exactly the same. I
can see most of it when he throws open the front door to welcome me in.
He and Derek have no plans to move out of their Paisley council flat, even though it is not the ideal base for a cleanfluencer.
It’s so small that it does not take much actual cleaning.
There is so little cupboard space that he has to store the vacuum cleaner in the living room and has a cupboard of shame, that never appears in photographs, hidden in the bedroom.
He turns down most of the free gifts he’s offered –
partly because he has nowhere to keep them."