The worst is that he may have put TONIC in it (boak) the driest of all mixers
The worst is that he may have put TONIC in it (boak) the driest of all mixersHis wine is still too dry even with lemonade in? You could drink paint stripper with enough lemonade in it.
I’m just playing catch up here but how cheap and nasty is that light? I could almost smell the plasticIt's all getting put on display, who's coming to see it?! The light is hideous, wouldnae gie it hoose room.
When be picked it up I could actually feel how flimsy it was myself. I hate all that cheap plazzy shite.I’m just playing catch up here but how cheap and nasty is that light? I could almost smell the plastic
He needs a fucking bag over his heed, preferably a thick black bag, nae debates!I can’t believe he seriously thinks he needs Olaplex and a Dyson hairdryer for that. He’s thinning sooooooo badly!
If forgotten about the white dug shite pumpkinsNah he is fully beyond a joke now. Like I can’t actually believe he’s bought MORE pumpkins?????! What’s wrong with him? It’s not normal! Here’s all the pumpkin shite he bought last year:
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And yet he’s got more again this year!? What a sad, sorry, pathetic excuse for a life.
The props department at Disney have less fucking pumpkin tat than him!oh and remember ma lovelies, he does nane of this for the gram! so aye and so forth.
Lovelie do you need your Kerry Katonas checked? That doesn’t look dry to meWarm and dry next week but this cunts wanting to put up his autumn decor. How much you bet he’s sitting way the heating on? Lunatic.
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ITS FUCKING AUGUST!!!! I can’t even begin to think what is going through his shell of a headHe's going to do it today isn't he??
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Personally I'm here for it. I canny wait to see his banana light on about 8.30 this evening.
Derek needs to be careful with those funny fags, one rogue bit of ash that house will go up like a rocket!!!
Yet another illiterate cunt who doesn’t understand Global WarmingMisfit jaw getting oan the autumn shit noo. It definitely isnae autumn here, the rain is still warm!
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It’s tragic isn’t it? I mean, amazing fae us, because we can rip the pish oot o her! But as an actual adult it’s rather patheticITS FUCKING AUGUST!!!! I can’t even begin to think what is going through his shell of a head
It’s no smell the wealth this month hen, it’s ‘smell the plastic’I’m just playing catch up here but how cheap and nasty is that light? I could almost smell the plastic
Sorry ma luvlie I was meaning next weekendLovelie do you need your Kerry Katonas checked? That doesn’t look dry to meback in my own laine now so aye
Any it’s Bank Holiday too! Wonder what plans he has……….. let me guess, just a quiet chilled oneSorry ma luvlie I was meaning next weekendWatching maz has made me lose brain cells
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