In bed already on such a lovely day
In bed already on such a lovely dayIn other words he went nowhere.
Pictures or it never happened ya big fat liar!
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Another new name for him, Squinty McGinty.Here's a wee squint dump hen. He checks his phone like my nan.
I can’t express fully how much these pics make me howl! They really out my pelvis lol floor to the testHere's a wee squint dump hen. He checks his phone like my nan.
I’d rather spend the day in actual Beirut than live his life. We spent a rare day at home, kids in paddling pool, garden all day and a bbq for dinnerWtf is he on about - petty cash? And also he’s just told us what he did with his day - spent it walking around B&M buying plastic tat like he does every weekend. Sounds fucking shite.
living life as it should be ma lovely, aim high!I’d rather spend the day in actual Beirut than live his life. We spent a rare day at home, kids in paddling pool, garden all day and a bbq for dinnernow having a couple a them in the garden watching the sunset. Nae bed for me til at least midnight I reckon hens
Exactly they must think he's tapped in the fuckin heed. And they be right.The crazy thing is that his last post is clearly aimed at us. His “lovelies” must wonder what on Earth he is going on about
Hoi Martin ya absolute scrote, get tae fecking know wit petty cash is, and how to spell capeesh, capeesh!!!Oh dear. And this is why she has never been able to make any money from insta, despite having 145k followers.
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Maybe he thinks if he keeps calling it petty cash he can claim it back on a tax return?Hoi Martin ya absolute scrote, get tae fecking know wit petty cash is, and how to spell capeesh, capeesh!!!
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Place looked better before Mario got his shaved hands on it. So ayeDereks just been papped out his own house! Don’t worry but she’s absolutely FINE she’s FINE… phew
Justice for Derek!! His little batchelor pad been taking over! Can’t even get himself a pair of nail clippers cos he gets shouted and balled at for touching stuff View attachment 1496173
Concerned for Derek’s choppers you could slit someone’s throat with them whilst he’s spending all the poor souls wages on fishy leavesPlace looked better before Mario got his shaved hands on it. So aye
I’ve never known someone mug themselves off as much as he doesHow to make it obvious he's been on here for a nose. Hi shit for brains
Oooh there he is again trying to sound hard and fake Italian with his capeesh 🤌 Stupid dick!
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