Cleaning with Mario #74 Shartin wae Martin

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doreenforeen

He’s probably feert wit would happen to him if he did Marion probably batters the poor fucker tae! Anyway wits this wae the granny av no heard about this
 
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GiftedNotFree

Honestly it’s not even that hot here? Like yesterday daytime was warm but at night it was cold I’m so confused! Leave the window open Marion and that’s all you would need! It’s like he’s insinuating that we’re getting the same heat that yous south of the border lovelies are having!
 
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Whats the 411

Cinpab said:
Let’s get this day over with and do what exactly?
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Ill be scratching my eyes oot masel after him posting his legs this morning. Wae no TRIGGER! WARNING!

He made sure to cover his feet with the text so I can only imagine what they look like….
 
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Eeyore147

There’s 40 mins between his 2 stories and he’s gutted the whole house/bedsit . But he’s still wearing his housecoat - obviously not that warm then. Don’t even see what he’s moaning at, try living in the SE . We’re loving having washing on the line, just a shame the garden is dead .
 
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ChubClubThug

OhhBacon said:
Erm Mazda I don’t have time to calculate your seasonal spending this year unless Jack Monroe stops being an utter gobshite and having daily chaos’s…I simply can’t keep up!
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The log of his spending was both brilliant and shocking! it will be the same this year, he can't bear to be left out or not have something that another insta hun has
 
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maidmaz

I reckon that he cleans once and just takes loads and loads of photos/videos and secretly lives in a complete shit hole. That’s why he’s always in his fucking hoose coat cause it’s the same day
 
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TooFarScone

I like hairy legs on a man but his are disgusting.

Unrelated but Mario complaining about his feet being warum just reminded me. The other day I heard my elderly neighbour in the back shouting his wife for help so I looked out. He'd sat out and taken his slippers off but they must have moved and the decking was too hot for him to stand up. When she came out she tried to help him up and he tutted and went "don't do that just pass me the slippers for gods sake" It made my day. Anyway back into my ain laine I go...
 
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iris8

He’s sweating his big dd’s off cleaning while I’m sitting out in my garden eating my breakfast!


You do you babes…
 
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You’rehavingalaugh

Will this awful injury delay the autumn haul?? Is he strong enough to film this content?? Is he still considering BB?? You decide!
 
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Tinkerbell cat

Cinpab said:
Let’s get this day over with and do what exactly?
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You need to sit yoursel down and get some class hen! Martin has a date with Castle Avicci or a cheeky spoons lined up I'm sure. Deserved, so aye and so forth after his brush with death yesterday when he gave himself a wee paper cut.
 
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Dawn Dayn

Eeew tho, you know his feet are clammy sweaty sponges if he never takes the slippers off, the honk must be
 
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Babybail93

“TRIGGER WARNING”….

If we have tae be subjected tae this rancid sight, so dae yew blocked lovelies!

 
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