I'm deceasedHello my lovelies. Thanks for all the votes on my thread suggestion. I'm honoured. I'm gonna celebrate with criss n joos. I'm titty pumping around my house which has a front and back door.
I am rolling aboot ma bed clutching ma beakAye. I’ll be busy shutting my tits in the plugged in George Foreman. So aye
@mammaof3 can we get reframed [restrained] added to the spelling mistakes on the wiki ma lovelie?
Have done my lovelyIs it just me that thought reframed was ‘refrained’just read your comment about it being restrained and thought now am I being a Marion and got wrong end of the stick
You’re right ma lovelie, he must not be huvin the coo’s up for drinks and dancing. He was probably cleaning the touch points for days after the last time so aye xI'm sure he waited until after his Birthday before shooting his Autumn load last year? He decorated the hovel with a bespoke Birthday themed tombstone before the fishy leaves came out.
As far as I'm aware, you can say restrain yourself but not refrain yourself. No an expert.Have done my lovely
I'm also thinking Martin meant refrained
I shall put both.
This is how I use restrain andIs it just me that thought reframed was ‘refrained’just read your comment about it being restrained and thought now am I being a Marion and got wrong end of the stick
I'm no going to lie hen, I'll actually be jealous of Marion in his wee hoosecoat by Saturday. I do nay like this relentless heat.Good god It’s due to be 33 degrees here next weekend and he’ll be revealing his Autumn tat. I’ll think of him whilst I’m sat enjoying a BBQ with a G&T in my hand.
Fucksake henAye. I’ll be busy shutting my tits in the plugged in George Foreman. So aye
Still look better than Martin efter his lips and lash jurney. Honestly, he's ripped ma knitting the night and nae debates.Aye. I’ll be busy shutting my tits in the plugged in George Foreman. So aye
Autumn haul?? Surely there is nae point ma lovelies?? We already know it’s plastic leaves in the colour curry shart and the scent fish… if you know you know so aye, back in ma aine laine I goJesus Mary and Joseph and the wee baby donkey, a fucking 6 day countdown to his Autumn tat reveal
A few of us had seen said leaves in the bargain stores and all agreed they smelt rancid. Like fishy fanny. Perfect fae oor MarioHi my lovelies. Why were the leaves fishy? Been meaning to ask for about a year lol
Ah I see. Fishy fanny leaves. PerfectA few of us had seen said leaves in the bargain stores and all agreed they smelt rancid. Like fishy fanny. Perfect fae oor Mario
He said a couple of weeks ago that he hated his school days as well as the teachers. I said ages ago that he probably bunked off school because of his bad spelling and grammar, so that basically confirmed it.I swear he creates these phrases on purpose. No one that has gone through the education system can be that thick can they!?
Loving your profile picHe said a couple of weeks ago that he hated his school days as well as the teachers. I said ages ago that he probably bunked off school because of his bad spelling and grammar, so that basically confirmed it.
He probably spent his bunking off days at the makeup counter in Boot's
My lovelie I’m going to get you to know: I’m almost sure that last year wan o us lovelies told us they bought the same plastic leaf decor for their primary school classroomHi my lovelies. Why were the leaves fishy? Been meaning to ask for about a year lol
He's a scary looking git isn't heLoving your profile piclooks like the child catcher off chitty chitty bang bang
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