Cleaning with Mario #73 Sharting with Chicken Little

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Johnnoijones

Thread suggestion. I just can't get tattle out of my head, your trolling is all I think about.

Also did the Robin ring the ring doorbell??
 
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Delia Smith

One of you lovelies needs to do a Mystic Meg photoshop joabie wi Martins face on it instead of hers
 
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mammaof3

Thread suggestion.

Shartin' Martin contacting the dead, he's not right in the head.
 
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Dawn Dayn

Free reading oan this app.
Your block will get worse and worse tenants, but you'll be so far in debt you'll never get out. You and your finance will never get married. You'll regret your work choices, not making more of an effort.

Spooky music
 
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Tinkerbell cat

I think Martin has been out on the landing in paisley towers, sharing crack pipes with the junkies, what the fuck shite does he talk half the time. at this point i refuse to believe that Martin is anything but a parody, nae debates.

Hope you are all mop kicking the shit out of Fridays ass my lovelies.

SuzyE said:
It's always thousands that inbox him. He's obviously bored today
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you need to sit yourself down and get some class hen! Our Martin works a total of 2 hours a week, he deserves a wee break on this app that isn't his job. Spine bright my lovely
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

So how exactly did this 'robin' get in? There's no close windows and buzzer entry
I think he meant 'close door' and not his own front door.
If it was true anyone would had posted video or pictures. So ayye I'm a firm believer in pics or it didn't happen nae debates.
Summer season is rare to see a robin.


Toughest cunt oan the app got scared and sharted he jut deleted the app, never again!!
Why would you even do that I hope it's dodgy and they hack he's phone and bank. Imagine trying explain that to fraud banking. Absolute
 

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JoeExotic

Was just about to say this, they moult in the summer so you rarely see them. This cunt will be thinking it’s a sign winter is here.

hopethishelpsallthebest said:
In honour of our wee mystic Martin.
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Fuckofffff clutching ma beak and so forth
 
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Tinkerbell cat

Maybe one of the junkies was propped up in the doorway enabling access for the wee robin to go all the way up to the Paisley Penthouse my lovely, how dare you question Martin, he would never lie

Also the bank probably already think he is a victim of fraud with the sheer amount of shite he buys
 
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Madge2022

Kin jist imagine the junkie oot his boax, sees a wee robin at front door asking it who he's visiting and gieing it instructions tae Martin's gaff
 
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Tinkerbell cat

Madge2022 said:
Kin jist imagine the junkie oot his boax, sees a wee robin at front door asking it who he's visiting and gieing it instructions tae Martin's gaff
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dead

He could have gave it his wifi password, remember he had that framed on the wall for visitors
 
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Madge2022

Tinkerbell cat said:
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He could have gave it his wifi password, remember he had that framed on the wall for visitors
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Wunner if Deek is allowed tae use it, since it's just fur visitors, and if Martin has ever forgiven him for using Jo Malone hand wash. That was my favourite reel closely followed by dancing
 
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ReginaPhalange9292

Never read so many lies in one post when someone over explains what 'happened' straight away I'm calling bullshit
 
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avabella

Where is Marion's penthouse? I see a railway line in the background. I'm fairly familiar with the area but going from some of the comments made, it doesn't match up to where the line would be :-/
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

JoeExotic said:
Was just about to say this, they moult in the summer so you rarely see them. This cunt will be thinking it’s a sign winter is here.


Fuckofffff clutching ma beak and so forth
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A sign of winter is ahead, he'll be saying it's a sign it's his payers have been answered by a past loved one and this robin was a sign
Said before if play liar game play it properly Marion
 
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