Cleaning with Mario #70 He's a fanny, knocked down a Granny, felt put out so whipped the shart card out

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Why on earth does he think anyone wants to see his washing? Especially his bloody 🩲 the other day 🤢. As someone else has said, I definitely see more of his bed than my own!
 
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The tictic he’s just posted - living in a fantasy world again. He’s actually the oddest man.
Kin ye view tictic withoot huvin the app, I don't want tae doonload it as the apps no ma joab, but ah need tae ken wit Marion's up tae and so forth.

Why on earth does he think anyone wants to see his washing? Especially his bloody 🩲 the other day 🤢. As someone else has said, I definitely see more of his bed than my own!
It's tae get us aw wurked up fur his only fans, except we pay him tae keep the claes oan ma loverlie 🥰
 
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Kin ye view tictic withoot huvin the app, I don't want tae doonload it as the apps no ma joab, but ah need tae ken wit Marion's up tae and so forth.



It's tae get us aw wurked up fur his only fans, except we pay him tae keep the claes oan ma loverlie 🥰
Thanks fae that. Noo I have visions of her spread across The Mario Bed, looking like a sweaty out of date spatchcock chicken
 
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Right, I dinnae ken, so need to get to ken, "washings", is that a thing? That 's' to make it plural is making me irrationally annoyed. Am I completely uneducated in life things? Is my use of "washing" to refer to multiple garments and/or loads wrong? Seeing the word multiple times per week honestly has me angry at my phone, so is it a normal, illiterate Marioism, a West Scots dialect thing, or am I wrong?
 
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Right, I dinnae ken, so need to get to ken, "washings", is that a thing? That 's' to make it plural is making me irrationally annoyed. Am I completely uneducated in life things? Is my use of "washing" to refer to multiple garments and/or loads wrong? Seeing the word multiple times per week honestly has me angry at my phone, so is it a normal, illiterate Marioism, a West Scots dialect thing, or am I wrong?
It's because he's an imbecile. Thick as mince, clueless, a can short of a six pack, so many titles fit that man child.
 
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Right, I dinnae ken, so need to get to ken, "washings", is that a thing? That 's' to make it plural is making me irrationally annoyed. Am I completely uneducated in life things? Is my use of "washing" to refer to multiple garments and/or loads wrong? Seeing the word multiple times per week honestly has me angry at my phone, so is it a normal, illiterate Marioism, a West Scots dialect thing, or am I wrong?

I’m west and I do say washings 😩
 
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Thanks fae that. Noo I have visions of her spread across The Mario Bed, looking like a sweaty out of date spatchcock chicken
Noo ah huv the same vision, nae sleep fur me the night ah will need tae drink some decaff coffee tae keep me awake.

I’m west and I do say washings 😩
It's normally said in how ah goat x amount of washings done, showing oor wealth of good weather fur that couple of days a year it's summer. Jist ye mop kick high and ignore these Tattlers. Think what would Marion do ma loverlie 🥰
 
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I’ve never heard of it called “washings” before, not where I’m from in Scotland anyway…ROYAL Deeside, no far fae oor majusties hoose, smell the wealth ma lovelies 💅🏼
 
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I hate to say it Ma lovelies but I also say washings. I’m born and bred Glasgow. I don’t think I know anyone that doesn’t say washings so youse are aw freaks! Sit doon and get some fuckin class!
 
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I hate to say it Ma lovelies but I also say washings. I’m born and bred Glasgow. I don’t think I know anyone that doesn’t say washings so youse are aw freaks! Sit doon and get some fuckin class!
You tell them ma loverlie, if ye ken ye ken and if ye didnae ken get tae ken!
 
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I am team washings😂Iv just hung 2 washings up om ma clase horse in ma spare room, smell the wealth mazza, nae livingroom for me😂
 
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I’ve never heard of it called “washings” before, not where I’m from in Scotland anyway…ROYAL Deeside, no far fae oor majusties hoose, smell the wealth ma lovelies 💅🏼
Im originally from eastend Glasgow but now live in Royal deeside too, here we say 'got x loads of LAUNDRY done' 😆😆😆 I'm reeking of wealth today lol
 
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No motivational bed post saying what day it is 🥺I'm not sure I can keep ma power and mop leg kick my way through the day without it. Might have to get masel a couple of grapes, see if that helps.
 
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I’m a bit of both, I’ll say a need to get the washing done, that’s a load in the machine, right am gonna hing this “load oot” (smell the wealth) or I’ll say am going to put the washing oot (still reeking of wealth) so it’s either washings or loads. Both done in my UTILITY room then I go out my BACK door to hang my washing OUTSIDE! Oft am absolutely rolling in it here ma lovelies. Like a pig in shite. Happy as Larry. If you nose you nose and if you don’t nose… get to nose. Tons of Love NN x
 
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No motivational bed post saying what day it is 🥺I'm not sure I can keep ma power and mop leg kick my way through the day without it. Might have to get masel a couple of grapes, see if that helps.
Get them cutit up hen and throw in a muller corner , really keep your power 💎

Im originally from eastend Glasgow but now live in Royal deeside too, here we say 'got x loads of LAUNDRY done' 😆😆😆 I'm reeking of wealth today lol
Get yersel away hen you’ve veered right oot your aine laine and nae debates!! Seems you’re on an American journey ma lovelie!!
 
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