So not calling her Soph anymore? Hinchy now is it...ffsTrying to be like Hinch yet again
Maybe Mother Whatshername went for an interviewWonder who'll manage that particular outbox then
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Get the distinct impression that Melv made a New Year's resolution that 2020 was gonna be his year on insta. He's more openly on the beg.
Unfortunately he thinks he's in the same game as Hinch when effectively he's playing bingo and she's just scored the winning goal in the final of the world cup.
Melvin mate, your insta is never gonna pay for your McMansion and no agency bar the cooncil is bursting your letterbox to sign you up. Smile and so forth
Unfortunately he thinks he's in the same game as Hinch when effectively he's playing bingo and she's just scored the winning goal in the final of the world cup.
Melvin mate, your insta is never gonna pay for your McMansion and no agency bar the cooncil is bursting your letterbox to sign you up. Smile and so forth
cleaningwithkids is all happy now she’s been invited to the Scottish instagram accounts night out ( think it was more pity ) but wonder if Munchkin been invited ...god I can just see it now him walking in with his crown on and them screaming like he’s the real whitney
“As youse aww know”. duck off Melvin you tit. Your chat is shite.
Expected that at the Avamay bash but he just shuffled around the dance floor like yer grandad at a weddingcleaningwithkids is all happy now she’s been invited to the Scottish instagram accounts night out ( think it was more pity ) but wonder if Munchkin been invited ...god I can just see it now him walking in with his crown on and them screaming like he’s the real whitney
I love that he’s saying his lovelies are all doing the same with their vanity areas because of him as if he didn’t steal the idea off of someone else 
The way he is carrying on it's as though 'hunners' are storming the doors of Ikea shoving people out of the way to get to the Hollywood mirrors.I love that he’s saying his lovelies are all doing the same with their vanity areas because of him as if he didn’t steal the idea off of someone else
Watching him stupidly blather on makes me feel like I could go on University Challenge and win.
Now as some of you know, I have a geighbo daughter who also loathes Melvin queen of shops. She has been watching the "boyz&makeup" "highlight" tonight. I have been campaigning towards her about having Melv thrown out of the geigh society and she has agreed to speak to the geigh elders to have him excommunicated.
Confession I am a instagram home account with a over 60k following - don’t hate me 
so I no how this works desperate small accounts shout out big accounts not because they like them but because they no they will get a return and that’s what these fakes are doing
so I no how this works desperate small accounts shout out big accounts not because they like them but because they no they will get a return and that’s what these fakes are doing
Can we have a pic of your make up area?Confession I am a instagram home account with a over 60k following - don’t hate me
I’m not that precious to have a make up area 
Would you like me to *gift you some Melvin arse smells? I've got stale Fish'n'chips stink, or "ooor poor Reeeeynnnnnnn stanky tuna skiddies in tha hall" wiff?Confession I am a instagram home account with a over 60k following - don’t hate me
dont take me to town I’m with you on all his shite
I’m with you on all his shiteOmg she is soooo desperate to be in the gang can’t stand her!cleaningwithkids is all happy now she’s been invited to the Scottish instagram accounts night out ( think it was more pity ) but wonder if Munchkin been invited ...god I can just see it now him walking in with his crown on and them screaming like he’s the real whitney
I was cringing for him at that party
he didn’t know how to enjoy himself! That wee head swing he does! Too funnyHahahahaha brilliantI ordered my prayer robe from Amazon, in plush blush grey. It said it was ten inches, I thought it would be bigger
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that’s exactly what I thought! His manner and language are disgusting certainly not what you would want your child to look up to
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Christ, the top pic looks like he's taken his false teeth out in preparation to reward dezza for his zoflo purchase
Is he wearing the same top in both sets of stories? He looks rough as roast in the videos from 67 weeks ago.
His speaking abilities are absolutely shocking! His run on sentences mean that he struggles to pronounce basic words.
Also never in a month of Sundays do I believe he has Chanel or Dior foundation
His speaking abilities are absolutely shocking! His run on sentences mean that he struggles to pronounce basic words.
Also never in a month of Sundays do I believe he has Chanel or Dior foundation
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