It's be great if he did, we could all go to and kick him up the arse.
He's probably lost money buying crap to keep up with the HinchesDo you think Marion would win an Influencer award for least amount of money made from Instagram?
This has set me up for the weekSo he posts a photo of his made bed telling everyone it's Monday then in the next story says that was a lie and his bed isn't made and in fact he is still in the bed. Instagram is a weird, fucked up, fake place and why would you even be bothered with all this pretending, it must be exhausting. No one needs (or wants) to see a photo of a made bed on a Monday (or any day), just why bother?
15 mins between the Monday pic and the 'ignore me I'm a liar we're in bed' story. I think that's been plenty time for someone to have checked here or had a message from a follower about Derek (be it concern he's been turfed out of bed, or concern that after being spotted out and about like selfish twats already, he has gone to work to potentially infect the high proportion of M&S customers that are elderly).So he posts a photo of his made bed telling everyone it's Monday then in the next story says that was a lie and his bed isn't made and in fact he is still in the bed. Instagram is a weird, fucked up, fake place and why would you even be bothered with all this pretending, it must be exhausting. No one needs (or wants) to see a photo of a made bed on a Monday (or any day), just why bother?
But nurse Marion made him a cup of soup. It's the Seedyhill version of Jewish chicken soup, cures all ails.Rest is important. It's all they doYou know what would really help Derek recover? A decent square meal instead of take aways and fried pizzas.
Derek spoiled his plans to go to Home Bargains/B&M, followed by enjoying a beige, shite meal and a lethal cocktail, so it's very lucky indeed he was free to nurse maid him!He’s just glad he was off this weekend to keep an eye on him…he doesn’t work weekends or go anywhere so where the fuk else wud he be…arsehole!!!!!
Mario and typhoid Mary went to b&m, did a spot of granny bashing, shart card flashing and were still all cosy by 2.30 ma lovelie!!! Get to know!!! Hold that shart card up, be rude!!!Derek spoiled his plans to go to Home Bargains/B&M, followed by enjoying a beige, shite meal and a lethal cocktail, so it's very lucky indeed he was free to nurse maid him!
But we're not supposed to know about that!Mario and typhoid Mary went to b&m, did a spot of granny bashing, shart card flashing and were still all cosy by 2.30 ma lovelie!!! Get to know!!! Hold that shart card up, be rude!!!
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