Is that wee Deek opposite? He’s wearing a wedding ring?Heinz minestrone and some ham sandwiches! Could have done that at home and saved money
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That’s the Lizzie Duke engagement ring. Don’t know why they bothered getting engaged. They’ll never marry
He’s annoying me more than usual lately - constantly goes on about keeping his family and Derek private but the other day he’s happy to record a wee girl at the dance thing then today he’s got a story showing the front of his brothers house!!!!
duck me, lads - is that Eeevvvaaa Meeehhhh delivery for Father's Day? 
I can't be bothered to listen to the million doats to find oot. 
I hope he's not getting the poor man all that tat, but if Marlon has ordered that for himself TO GO WITH THE OTHER 500 FUCKEN MELTS, OILS, DIFFUSERS AND BURNERS, then I hope he deserves tae huv the shits awhl night, then slapping into next week! 
Oh, and his brother's house looks lovely, especially FROM THE OUTSIDE!
I bet he'll be almost choking on the built up jealousy and venom during the tour, bitter bastard that he is!
I can't be bothered to listen to the million doats to find oot. I hope he's not getting the poor man all that tat, but if Marlon has ordered that for himself TO GO WITH THE OTHER 500 FUCKEN MELTS, OILS, DIFFUSERS AND BURNERS, then I hope he deserves tae huv the shits awhl night, then slapping into next week! Oh, and his brother's house looks lovely, especially FROM THE OUTSIDE!
I bet he'll be almost choking on the built up jealousy and venom during the tour, bitter bastard that he is!
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Ah work wi a lassie who spends like Marion, debt collection agencies phone work looking fur her, ah'd be mortified.
Now and again she pawns her engagement ring for fast cash
Is Marion tapped in the heid? Who actually stands ootside their brothers hoose filming a boomerang ah their living room windae?
I saw this on Instagram 
Followed by Marilyn in his fluffy robe freezing in his den
Followed by Marilyn in his fluffy robe freezing in his den
My husband recently asked me if that "wee Scottish guy" was right in the head. "Like, if he went to see a professional, would they say he is able to function as an independent adult?"
I can hear him now when him and Derek head home...'Awww Derek, l want a house like my brother and sister!!!!!' 
Does he not realise he's torturing himself, because no way can they afford a normal house now.
Does he not realise he's torturing himself, because no way can they afford a normal house now.
Funny he shows a boomerang outside his brothers house but never the outside of his own bedsit in Beirut
There's a method to the madness ma lovelie an if you don't know get to know!! So aye
A canny slag marion, I’m sat hoosecoat on and a blanket and am freezing lol swear the older a get the more a feel the cold easily but am in a front and back door hoose on the gable end of end terrace if you like smell the wealth - can’t even say that cos it’s a council hoose but it’s still a front and back door so aye and so forth lol
smell the wealth - can’t even say that cos it’s a council hoose but it’s still a front and back door so aye and so forth lolProbably gifted him a cheap wax burner fur a housewarming gift.I can hear him now when him and Derek head home...'Awww Derek, l want a house like my brother and sister!!!!!'
Does he not realise he's torturing himself, because no way can they afford a normal house now.
We haven't had a pressure cooker jurney from Marion yet most disappointed
Blocked and reported. #nomaquoteA canny slag marion, I’m sat hoosecoat on and a blanket and am freezing lol swear the older a get the more a feel the cold easily but am in a front and back door hoose on the gable end of end terrace if you like
Honestly hen, I joke about him in his hoosecoat but we are in the middle of a heatwave and it's really awful.A canny slag marion, I’m sat hoosecoat on and a blanket and am freezing lol swear the older a get the more a feel the cold easily but am in a front and back door hoose on the gable end of end terrace if you like
Still have to leave the house and do school and activities with the children and it's like they'd prefer the weans and their parents to fry. Our eldest wean said the teacher now has three fans going but doesn't help. Every time I walk outside, I'm more dramatic than Mario storming the streets of Paisley in his silver leggings XxX
Bet that was the theme of every school report he ever gotHe’s an absolute honking brand ambassador. Buys all the discounted tit and then takes that long to show the stuff on his stories he’s saying it’s all limited so probably sold out nowWhat’s the point of bothering to show off and trying to get people to buy stuff that they probably get hold of? It’s stupid. Must do better Marion.
She’s got a new quote too ‘there’s a method to ma madness’ is there now Marion, I highly doubt it!
CHECK THE GUTTIES
FFS those stories have given me the rage
When he does the thumbs up for the Boady Shoap (Shelly giving him new stuff since he sacked off the drops of youth eye cream) he had dead skin hanging off his thumb
Why does he show the Ava May box with his hand awkwardly covering his address (that everybody already knows thanks to his oversharing) and in the next shot everything is out the box! We didn’t need to see a cardboard box if you weren’t lifting the lid Maz! Why does he repeat himself, or is there method to his madness? MIRTH and Tonka? Deid!
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
When he does the thumbs up for the Boady Shoap (Shelly giving him new stuff since he sacked off the drops of youth eye cream) he had dead skin hanging off his thumb
Why does he show the Ava May box with his hand awkwardly covering his address (that everybody already knows thanks to his oversharing) and in the next shot everything is out the box! We didn’t need to see a cardboard box if you weren’t lifting the lid Maz! Why does he repeat himself, or is there method to his madness? MIRTH and Tonka? Deid!Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
I've come to visit my parents and was looking for the vinegar, after I'd found it my dad said "I didn't know we had any" and I nearly said "you didn't know, but you needed to get tae know" 
bleeping 3 haired chump lives in my head rent free!
bleeping 3 haired chump lives in my head rent free!
So he’s only gone to his brothers to look after the dog
Marion, ‘it’s no ma place to show yous ma brothers house’
Also Marion, wetting himself over a house he will never have himself.
Also Marion, wetting himself over a house he will never have himself.
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