He really is thick as duck
When it rains in June it means winter
When it rains in June it means winter
Cleaning with Mario #69 Fight your own fight! Climate change and racial injustice aren't his problem!
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As if he wouldn’t like to be sat in his own garden, in the sunshine, drinking a nice cup of coffee this morning. Green eyed monster showing his ugly face I think.
We have fixed gas prices for the next 5 years hen.
We also don't use much gas. The gas company says it's what they'd expect a couple in a flat to use. (Really 
).He’s probably pulling the xmas tree oot from under the bedHe really is thick as duck
Wot, are you Mario???!!!We have fixed gas prices for the next 5 years hen.
That's the oot oaf date bronzer ma loverlie, it's Baltic here so it's probably tae hide the frostbite. He will need two pairs oaf soaks today wi his cauld flairs.
To be fair ah'd like tae be daeing that and ah stay no far fae boy blunder, but it's pissing doon so fur wance Marion is right tae get aw cosy in the hoose.
There’s literally Naeboady here in Scotland that is looking at the rain bouncing aff the windaes and wearing wringing claes ootside and thinking thank duck we don’t huv a heatwave. Spiteful wee prick. Enjoy yer swim tae work marion hen.
He can keep his cold weather and showers. I’m loving having all the windows open, washing on the line, freshly mowed garden and planning a Bbq for tea. We’re already at 27 degrees. I’ll keep my cold weather for Autumn & Winter thanks!
Nae walking jurney fur us the day then, surprised he disnae walk aboot wi a selfie stick like the prize prat he is.
Wonder if he'll do a full face and a bouncy blow dry on his 3 strands of hair for birthday cake with the niece tonight
What is aw this bleeping winter chat? Aye it’s raining but it’s muggy. As my Granny used to say, “there’s a want wae that boy”. She didn’t say that about Marion, just in general.
He's no hud a fake tan jurney fur it so will be oan a downer.
That’ll be the out of date bronzer ma lovely
Av stripped the bed (no IBS explosions here), two loads of washing done and in the garden drying (smell the wealth) and now flairs washed 
am enjoying ma heatwave hens!! Been to the shop for a wee lemonade or two for later in the garden 
am enjoying ma heatwave hens!! Been to the shop for a wee lemonade or two for later in the garden Spiteful wee prick I’m up north not down south but it’s still 24 here, no worries though marian I’ll enjoy our bbq tea ootside tonight with my daughters and a few of their friends in my own back garden with a nice chilled glass a wan ae them 
Yes exactly. Nothing beats that gorgeous smell of freshly washed laundry that’s been blowing in the breeze in the garden on a summer’s day. Enjoy your wee damp, musty washing on your clothes airer hen aye and so forth x x
Irritating little f**king 
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end Ah've goat ma heating oan, Marion must be using his influencer skills oan meSpiteful wee prick I’m up north not down south but it’s still 24 here, no worries though marian I’ll enjoy our bbq tea ootside tonight with my daughters and a few of their friends in my own back garden with a nice chilled glass a wan ae them
It's about 14 degrees here, pissing it doon and foggy. Ah'm not at all jealous of those with good weather, ah'm fine, absolutely fine and so forth.
I honestly don't understand how he generates enough clothing between two polly pocket sized adults to do more than one or two loads of washing a week? Is he actually genuine shitting his arse every day because I cannot think of any other way
And he lives in the manky hoosecoat most of the time.
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