Cleaning with Mario #69 Fight your own fight! Climate change and racial injustice aren't his problem!

[twilightgarden]

If his sleep is so bad why is he tucked up cozy by 9pm and shows photos of him still in bed at 9am?
And as for his so called migraines, if they were that bad I suggest he sees a doctor for preventative medication - there’s a lot out there! But we all know he’s a bullshitter!

Hen we all ken that the doactor isnae fur him and wan ae his followers is an “expert” and will bespokely help.

He gave Derek crème eggs for his birthday and his Maw two pairs of £5 heels so nothing surprises me anymore.

How could I forget about his bespokely made to order “gifts” Poor Deek didn’t even get a look in with the crème eggs as Marion the fat bastard ate them all, but mind he doesnae like sweet things! He would have nicked his maw’s shoes anaw but they were too big fur him so aye and so forth

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

If you had real migraines twice a week, you would have been to the doctor many times! He wouldn’t be able to go to work or be online filming his crappy content. He’s obviously never experienced the hell of a migraine and it’s just bad headaches. The result of dehydration and a tit diet no doubt!

 

[#noinfluencer]

Can't even spell the mans name right, Mario the illiterate strikes again god help you kneading that lump of dough early 6-8 weeks bruse

"bruse" Ffs, he can't even spell his name right! Poor Bruse trying to iron someone out who looks as discoloured as a bleeping bruise, the man deserves triple time!

 

[twilightgarden]

Gads Poor “Bruse” ! Bet massaging Marion is like massaging raw chicken that’s been left out. Hope he managed to dodge the toxic IBS sharts

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Marion: a sesh with Bruse I feel like a new person
Also Marion: still a c*nt

 

[RubySky478]

Imagine you bought your da Ava May wax melts for Father’s Day! He is on another planet

I think if I bought my dad wax melts he’d think they were crap soap bars or posh sweets. Either way, it wouldn’t end well

 

[Madge2022]

Gads Poor “Bruse” ! Bet massaging Marion is like massaging raw chicken that’s been left out. Hope he managed to dodge the toxic IBS sharts

If he witters on tae Bruse like he does oan that app ah'm surprised Bruse hisnae rung his neck!

 

[Shrekssister]

Can we start a bruse gofundme, let the poor man move away with a new identity and start a new life

 

[I wud like sum tea]

If I bought my dad wax melts for Father’s Day he wud prob think I had flipped my lid….thankfully I have way more imagination than bawbag

 

[Babybail93]

"bruse" Ffs, he can't even spell his name right! Poor Bruse trying to iron someone out who looks as discoloured as a bleeping bruise, the man deserves triple time!

Omg! This is it. He has the colour of a pork chop that’s on the turn

 

[DramaQueen79]

I just can’t even watch him without grinding my teeth

 

[Madge2022]

I just can’t even watch him without grinding my teeth

Bruse cud sort that oot fur ye, if ye watch Marion's stories the contact details ur there

 

[Eeyore147]

What time does he actually start work? Quite sad that a bloke pushing 40 with no children or commitments only works about 3 hours a day

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Maybe if you didnae have your heating oan all day in peak summer to be aw cosy or spunk Deeks cash on every new fad you have, then you could manage your bill better?
We are aff oan a money saving bill jurnee now.
Wasteful little prick

 

[utterlybespokeusername]

Regarding your smart meter mario, maybe this is klarna on yer arse for not caring about climate change. So aye x

 

[Badaboom]

Outsmarted by a smart meter. I bet there is nothing wrong with it, he just doesn’t understand how it works.

*disclaimer I don’t have a smart meter (not boujie enough) so no idea if they are complicated or not but I have never heard anyone say they can’t work theirs.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Poor wee Bruse. Keep you power ma lovelie I'm away

 

[Cinpab]

You’ve had problems for 8 months or 5 months which one?
Also has he been with Derek for 8 years? 8 years and not one step forward in life not even a tiny house of their own, no kids to pay for!!! I’d moved up 3 times in less time than that with 2 kids bleeding me dry. waste of space the pair of them (Derek and Mario I mean not my 2, although that’s sometimes debatable)

 

[Bubbledoggyyeah]

Marion is 100% one of those people that shout and swear at customer service advisors over the phone.

 

[Madge2022]

Maybe if you didnae have your heating oan all day in peak summer to be aw cosy or spunk Deeks cash on every new fad you have, then you could manage your bill better?
We are aff oan a money saving bill jurnee now.
Wasteful little prick

If the literacy of his posts are anything to go by, he's probably putting in incorrect details and topping up some other person's account. Ah'd totally be here fur that jurney