Has he ever put Queen Soph's throw back on his bed, the one he hunted everywhere for and one of his followers 'sourced' it?
Mario gave them some of his oota date bronzer so aye Pure boujeeWhy is the fish orange? is it some kind of irn bru batter?
Paolo Nutini's da owns the bespoke restaurant, he probably gives Paolo lessons on handling fame even though it's no his joab so aye.I wonder if when he orders his pizza at Castlevichhi he tells them that his Dad invented the pizza? Seeing as they have such a strong Italian bloodline
They’re in there that much I reckon he has his own special private toilet cubicle. VIP Sharter
A before picture fur a makeover ma loverlieWhy do both their hairstyles resemble Roadkill!!!
She doesn’t really tell it to you very straight though does she? Cos if she spoke to you to the point like you say, she’d have told you what a vacuous bleep you areShe'll hate you posting her picture up, so does that mean she was ok when you posted it up on Saturday?!. You idiot
And she tells you straight, but with bags of love in her heart...You keep telling yourself that buttercup
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Christ oan a bike, ah widnae like tae see the foties that wurnae allowedShe'll hate you posting her picture up, so does that mean she was ok when you posted it up on Saturday?!. You idiot
And she tells you straight, but with bags of love in her heart...You keep telling yourself that buttercup
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Ah've just pished masel', kin ah get a pish lanyard, too funnyI put that photo on FaceApp and picked gender swap. It put a beard on Marion, must have thought it was a woman to begin with
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Am howling ma lovelie never mind a shart card I need a bespoke Tena ladyI put that photo on FaceApp and picked gender swap. It put a beard on Marion, must have thought it was a woman to begin with
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I believe they were a bit like this, ma lovelie.Christ oan a bike, ah widnae like tae see the foties that wurnae allowed
I think my street heard me laughingI put that photo on FaceApp and picked gender swap. It put a beard on Marion, must have thought it was a woman to begin with
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He’s obsessed with make up lately. It’s so strange when he gets these hyper fixationsShe'll hate you posting her picture up, so does that mean she was ok when you posted it up on Saturday?!. You idiot
And she tells you straight, but with bags of love in her heart...You keep telling yourself that buttercup
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Get the beard back and he could be desperate DanI believe they were a bit like this, ma lovelie.
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Imagine being him and thinking he’s getting one up on us trolls but really he’s slowing killing himself with all the shite food.Maid Marion's wee treats the last few weeks. #finediningwithmario
The anaemic garlic bread is my favourite
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It’s like all the needless shite he buys, thinking it bothers us. Hen, we take the piss out of you for it, and at the end of the day we aren’t the ones upto our eyeballs in debtImagine being him and thinking he’s getting one up on us trolls but really he’s slowing killing himself with all the shite food.