Look at Chandelier’s extensions. She could have at least colour matched. What is the point of having a fashion guru fae a brother if you make simple mistakes?
Cleaning with Mario #68 He dusnae have a front and back door but he’s got a drawer full of orange Dior
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You've got Mario who can't show his false teeth off enough, and his sister who's mouth is constantly clamped shut. Weirdos
I must have missed that one
The sister is Marion in a blonde wig with black roots 
Does anyone think they’re going to see Harry Styles? Surely all that fuss about going out wasn’t to go to his sisters house for a drink?
She needs to get the leccy man in to fit some bespoke security cameras like wee Johnny
Is her name really crystal? Or have I missed an inside tattle joke lol.
They look like they've been in a fire.Look at Chandelier’s extensions. She could have at least colour matched. What is the point of having a fashion guru fae a brother if you make simple mistakes?
It's true. They're a Clampett family ma lovelie.
Hahahahahhaa as if anyones asked him where he got his shirt
he’s got it from revolution de Cuba my lovelies. He is a complete moon unit.
he’s got it from revolution de Cuba my lovelies. He is a complete moon unit.
Her teeth are like Mario's were, pre beg journey.You've got Mario who can't show his false teeth off enough, and his sister who's mouth is constantly clamped shut. Weirdos
I must have missed that one
So, he's with his sister and her fella/husband, yes? They must be going oot given all that fuss with the tanning and outfit, surely?
Mebbes he's talking aboot his scappy lips ma loverlie
I feel sorry for the brother in law going out with them three. He looks normal.So, he's with his sister and her fella/husband, yes? They must be going oot given all that fuss with the tanning and outfit, surely?
Haha!
I don't know much about Mario's sister, what's the deal with her? 
The brother seems like the only one with his head screwed on, shame he sounds like Mario! 
Apparently he cheats on her loads (Mario had a rant about him on stories) but she’s obviously putting up with it because she looks like Mario in a wig, and the old man provides both a front and back door. Gotta choose your battles ain’t ya ma lovely when you’re no a looker. So ayeHaha!
So stupidity runs in the family then to put up with that. One word, mug!
He has such tiny feet. What’s the saying small feet, small…You think the blouse is bad and then you see the trainer'sAnd who the duck is asking where the blouse is from?! No-one, that's who!
Despite the oompa loompa tan, wee Deek is still a ride! 
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