Maybe there's a bidet hidden to clean and cool his liar liar bum on fire after one of his many IBS episodes?
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This is not a drill! I think he’s finally got new handles that match! On his daily video tour of the tat cave they all looked shiny and MATCHED!! Only one he didn’t show is the lounge door, maybe he hasn’t gotten around tae that the noo
I wonder what poor sod had to come round and do them seeing as they can’t change a light bulb between them
He’s got the NDA procedure down now as I haven’t seen the unveiling ruined
The bedroom wan hasnae been changed yet. A think he’s just got his at polishing truncheons so he’s given some of the haunals a wee spruce up.
Probably ol' strangler toes. I know he's a sparky but he's also Mazda's go to
Can't believe he didny take us along wi him oan the door handle jurnee. No content is too boring fae the man who tells us everytime he changes his bedsheets.
Oh yeh!!
The only one that disnae match is the gold one, but the old ones looked smaller and more matt, rather than these squarer, more shiny ones. *Let's go of canon full of grey confetti*
That poor cat breaks my heart. Nothing to play with except Deeks hand and just sits on that worktop glowering at Marion and plotting his demise. She needs toys. She looks well enough cared for - just bored out of her tiny mind 
I can’t use Bronzer or contour in the slightest. I end up like an extra from the Lion King
The fact she is so unstimulated is good news really. No tree, no balls to play with, no sensory stuff that we can see lying aroundThat poor cat breaks my heart. Nothing to play with except Deeks hand and just sits on that worktop glowering at Marion and plotting his demise. She needs toys. She looks well enough cared for - just bored out of her tiny mind
. But … this gives her more time to plot Marion’s demise! She’ll have him done and it’ll look like an accident ma lovlie. 
she hates him much more than any of his so called “haters” do 
He daren't buy Rayn a cat tree because we've talked about it so much. It says a lot about his character that he would deprive her just to spite us.The fact she is so unstimulated is good news really. No tree, no balls to play with, no sensory stuff that we can see lying around
Love how the other huns got more freebies with their pink cannons lol 
Ah huvnae been oan that app the day cos it's no ma joab, whit huv ah missed ...Marion shooting his pairty cannon aw ower the hoose, hiz he joined Only Fans 
ah'm affronted fur him ma loverlies 
ah'm affronted fur him ma loverlies 
Their canons went off properly tooLove how the other huns got more freebies with their pink cannons lol
That’s oor gurul though. Always just misses the mark in everything he does. It’s his only talent I supposeTheir canons went off properly too
Lovelies! Can one of yoos please post the cannon pop please I need a good giggle and am oan the bespoke blocked list so am urr
Here you go.
I love how he couldnae even set awff a cannon properly - it went in the corner, over his coffee maker and syrups, FFS!
At first glance ah thought that wiz Cher oan the Mermaids fillum. Ah need ma Kerry Katonas fixed.
Blink and you'll miss it hen
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