Cleaning with Mario #67 Smell the Halitosis

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Welcome back oan the jurnee hen, he’s fine if you didn’t know, he’s totally fine, doesnae want to move, but he could like that (clicks strangler fingers) if he wannae too
 
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Of all the things I could have landed on when I was scrolling across his car interview thingy was him saying Instagram is no ma joab
 
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Of all the things I could have landed on when I was scrolling across his car interview thingy was him saying Instagram is no ma joab
But noo he wants it to be his joab!? And he regrets not taking up aw those offers since he’s been on his journey? So aye….
 
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If ‘this app’ is his job noo, does he have to have a listing on companies house? Not sure how it works to be honest.
 
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No. He would need to be a company to need a company house listing
And a hoose. He will be listed with companies bedsit ma darling
In all seriousness if he is making insta profit he needs to make himself a limited company and get on companies house cause they won’t be impressed if he’s getting undeclared income. So aye. Be more than just klarna on his ass for avoiding tax.
 
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Imagine having to massage his doughy, sweaty flesh not enough tea in China my lovelies
 
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Wait a bespoke minute…. Was he not booked in with a physio?? Is Bruce a physio? I need answers.
Edited to say… anyone else want to know what Bruce’s ‘and more…’ is
 
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I thought he said physio too. Pretty sure Physiotherapists don’t crack necks and backs? That’s a Chiropractor and certainly not the local massage therapist.
 
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I thought he said physio too. Pretty sure Physiotherapists don’t crack necks and backs? That’s a Chiropractor and certainly not the local massage therapist.
Bet Bruce has proudly got his BTec PE certificate on the wall of his “surgery” in the shed at the bottom of his Maw’s garden
 
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lovelies am no being funny but am sitting here cheesing that a comment I wrote well it was for a thread suggestion but regardless off what it was it’s got 35 (I think) reactions/likes! That’s it. I’ve made it. I’ve got into double figures on a reaction. Feel like an influencer now Yaldi.. anyway just properly catching up. Life’s got in the way today. It’s been a hot emotional minute but it’s all good. Am away to go catch up. Tons of love. NN x
 
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Also if you look at that guys insta…wee bit weird! Would I fuck go to a person who posts pics of their dinner on the buisness page
 
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I’ll bet he let oot a big Shart when he got his back cracked! Poor Bruce will be spending his night cleaning shite aff the white walls!
 
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