Cleaning with Mario #62 the witchy foul mouthed hedgehog from Beruit so oui and so forth.

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paperbackwriter89

She’s gonnae need a wee bespoke booster seat to actually be able to see into the ‘mirra mirra too high up tha wawl’, when she’s deeing her make up!
Even less crapet to hoover now, there’s about a square inch around the bed, they’ll be army rolling out the padded cell into the hallway, and so forth
 
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Bigbird2

Sloppys said:
Non of it matches. The grey fire damage wallpaper with gold accents but silver on the lights. The beige bed. It looks like he’s half way through the journey not at the end of it ma lovelies.
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I was trying to work out the colour of the bed. I was thinking “Surely it can’t be beige” but it is. He never disappoints. None of it matches x
 
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Babybail93

Dawn Dayn said:
Why WHY is the extension lead still there, he's had the sexy fella in, whhyyyy didn't he get some more sockets fitted.
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Hen, he won’t spend £20 on matching up all his council door handles. It’s all for show wae him
 
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Skyflier6727

He really hasn’t a clue does he? I have a superking bed (smell the wealth and a mattress hogging hubby) but I have a really big bedroom that can take it, but it it was a postage stamp size I’d get one to fit. Have they got monkey bars to get out to the high footfall hall cos there is now no room to walk anywhere……
 
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Sloppys

Thread suggestion - the bedroom has finally been revealed, his tatt corner still concealed.
 
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Babybail93

I’m so excited for the night time reel we will no doubt be treatid tae the night! Tae show us the bulbs oan
 
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SuzyE

So this new bed has extra storage for more crap.
Start with clearing those shelves because they look a mess!. There's a design tip for you!.
 
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Doingitforthegramhuns

I can’t get over those fucking lights! They’re hanging far too low and the fucking light bulbs mind you, the uneducated fool wouldnae know what an edison bulb is
 
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menopausalmargrit

“A wanted a head board that will stand the test of time”

“it’s been a coupler week in tha making”

What the fuck is he going on about?
 
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SuzyE

menopausalmargrit said:
“A wanted a head board that will stand the test of time”

“it’s been a coupler week in tha making”

What the fuck is he going on about?
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He's hopeless when it comes to wording things. I think in his head he sounds articulate, but we hear something different
 
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Shrekssister

paperbackwriter89 said:
Haaaahaaaaahaaaaa. I’ve never been so underwhelmed ever. Cue Beauty & the Beast, pan round half the room, cluttered to fuck perfumes, low hanging shit lights and a padded bed. But, we move
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His head is the exact dimensions of a shelled peanut, so oui
 
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Sloppys

Double the height of his old bed. I bet he needs ladders to get in and out of it.
 
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DollyTheLamb

Disafuckingpointed Margo hen!!!!!!!!!!!
What a complete shit show of a reveal, nothing matches. The bulbs ffs they look like they might be the colour changing ones, him and wee DumDim can get away cosy with their beef criss and joos under a prostitute red light ma lovlies
 
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