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He must be about 4’10, I’m 5’2 and look taller than him. Little elf.
Have we all voted grey, so when he realises eventually that grey is over, he goes on a replacement jurneh. Less than a year, a tragic mould spray accident again.
I thought herringbone was not for him as it was too on trend 
if he is getting that in his livingroom and keeping the high footfall hall area in the plank style of flooring it is going to look even more ridiculous than it already does
if he is getting that in his livingroom and keeping the high footfall hall area in the plank style of flooring it is going to look even more ridiculous than it already doesThey look dreadful. Like curtains that started life white and we're never washed so aye.
This bugs me too, lots of insta accounts with trays placed on random things in their house thinking it looks on trend when in reality it just looks crap.Seriously though, why do people do this? It’s bad enough having endless throw pillows on a bed but to kick it up a gear and add a bleeping tray full of pointless tatmake it make sense. It doesn’t even look good (ever, not just Marion’s bespoke attempt).
Surely voile curtains are pointless in a bedroom. He's got a blind yes, but come summer when it's light from 4am - 11pm he's going to hate it? Cannot understand that choice! Surely you would get some thick thermal / blackout curtains for a bedroom. Those scheme flats built 50 years ago cannot be well insulated??? So weird they live in a low income area working in pretty low income jobs but are not economical in the slightest. New flairs, new makeup, new perfumes, dyson hair dyer, new worktop wraps. Blows my mind!!
About to get arrested for stalking?Went a wee walk earlier, where am I
Record it all ma lovelie, as the polis drag you away screaming. Mario's ring doorbell has a special tattle detector, orange is the new crushed grey velvet.
Close enough to smell the wealth ma lovelie. EnjoyWent a wee walk earlier, where am I
Kept ma distance just as Mario and Dereks sunflowers lanyards stare don't you worry ma love…wouldn’t dare walk down seeedhill aka no man’s land don’t want Marios neighbours jumping me for my trainersAbout to get arrested for stalking?
He hardly has anything for 12-18 month's when he's replacing them 
A total idiot
A total idiotIt's what l called dust collectors, and he has a lot of those in that tiny flat
A lovely wee walk around the bespoke wastelandWent a wee walk earlier, where am I
Imagine bumping in to himWent a wee walk earlier, where am I
Del Boy coat on, his wee hobbit feet pounding the pavements in his kids Nike trainers 
I voted for the colour bamboo just for laughs!
The bamboo looks like the cheap alternative to herring bone cannae mind the name of it or is he putting Lino in the living room like the other 2 shoeboxes
Everything is going in a different direction. That vile troll should put up a poll asking if it should all flow in the same direction. Please admire my beautiful illustration of the problem. 
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Yeah, he said he was ripping up that NEW crapet in the living room to put in honkin lino
he’s on another planet!!!
Hi ma lovelies, how ure ye awe?? Comma break from me as my Mum passed away so difficult times. Still in robot mode.
Our Marios content huz been shite but I have to admit I'm well invested in the Property Boss thread which is has been banging TikTok goss.
Huz anyone seen Katie's Mums stories, that is a direct dig at Marion after the Hinch fiasco.
In summary: They've had to remove Insta from Katie's phone as she thought everyone was a good person but someone's actions and words have really upset her and she's still angry.
Our Marios content huz been shite but I have to admit I'm well invested in the Property Boss thread which is has been banging TikTok goss.
Huz anyone seen Katie's Mums stories, that is a direct dig at Marion after the Hinch fiasco.
In summary: They've had to remove Insta from Katie's phone as she thought everyone was a good person but someone's actions and words have really upset her and she's still angry.
Aww so sorry to hear that hope your doing ok sending
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