Cleaning with Mario #58 Mario isn’t poor, he’s caked in orange Dior

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Babybail93

Thank you to @Dawn Dayn



New thread just in time for the TV on the wall reveal and tonight’s roast dinner monstrosity. So aye
 
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Johnnoijones

A new thread on this day of dawn. Chanting you all on fae the rooftopof my one storey hoose. Once the TV is on the wall what will he fill the space with?
 
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loulou101

So in my big catch up on Mario I see ava May refers to Mario as one of her Instagram best friends !

basically not a real friend…ouch ! I’m sure there waa a point there was a whole Foursome with Mario , dezza , her and her fella ? Is she still with her boyfriend (who I was convinced was gay btw)
 
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I wud like sum tea

Did you mean James? Mr muscles with 46721 different jobs in 6 weeks then naw…she’s now shacked up in Yorkshire with one of her suppliers!!
 
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laynelo_

Johnnoijones said:
A new thread on this day of dawn. Chanting you all on fae the rooftopof my one storey hoose. Once the TV is on the wall what will he fill the space with?
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Congrats on your VIP status hen you’ve worked pure hard for it and am chantin ye on fae the close rooftops doll

Happy Sunday anyway hens on this new day a dawn on a sunday!! Only 5 mair shifts til the weekend hens!! let’s kick this weeks arse!! We’ve got the squint telly on the wall tae look forward tae anaw!!
 
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Dawn Dayn

The curtain rod is bowed. Underneath the window sill in blodgy, not painted properly. The skirting is blobby and crap, needs replacing/sanding. They need to move everything out Friday night, start prepping first thing Saturday, not do a bodge job, it's not difficult, just takes time.
Where is this dinner, surely he'll want to be in his PJ's in the bumming fort soon.

Hello God, it's me, Dawn. I don't ask for much, but if you could make Mario's telly fall off the wall in the middle of the night and hit the gruesome twosome in the face, I'd be a good girl forever.
 
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mrshan17

I’m howling at that story where he has the song ‘she works hard for her money’ aye Derek does more like
 
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Johnnoijones

Nicola22 said:
Don't know if this has already been noted or mentioned but didn't he say yesterday was selling the mirror in the bedroom and he had it gifted! Cheeky wee bugger
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This mirrar has already went to a new home. He gave it away to one of his lovelies (bernadette)
 
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GiftedNotFree

Nicola22 said:
Don't know if this has already been noted or mentioned but didn't he say yesterday was selling the mirror in the bedroom and he had it gifted! Cheeky wee bugger
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Naw I think he’s keeping the plush gifted monstrosity. He’s selling he silver sort of ornate looking one that he got for a barg price out of Poundies.

Edit - just saw the comments above. Hold on, he’s had 3 big massive mirras in that bedsit then!? The plush one, the ornate poundies one and the current one in the living room? Oh my Christ. I thought there was only ever 2 until I realised the current living room one has smooth edges he’s beyond help!!

I’m stunned. Just when you think he couldn’t spend any more money on pointless shit.
 
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Babybail93

Must be like walking into a fairground fun house. Poor wee Derek always smashed oot of his box and he has walls of mirrors to contend with
 
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Skyflier6727

Johnnoijones said:
A new thread on this day of dawn. Chanting you all on fae the rooftopof my one storey hoose. Once the TV is on the wall what will he fill the space with?
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Congrats on VIP status ma lovelie. I hope you have primula cheese on a no cheese board for a wee celebration
 
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iris8

I don’t get the mirror in the living room horizontal, aye landscape but no horizontal.
 
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Hyacinthsquash

I’ve not seen the plush bespoke mirror?? Does he still have it? And more importantly.. WHERE? I canny cope with him calling the floors “flairs”.. is this a bespoke paisley spelling or just Marion’s grammar? Hope you’s all kick the arse out this week hens only 5 shifts til the weekend MWAH
 
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iris8

I’m sure he regifted the plush 1 the same time as the living room was redecorated.
 
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