Cleaning with Mario #55 Contradicting with Mario. So aye…so naw

[Tinkerbell cat]

What a view! its like a scene from thon film "The boy in the striped pyjamas" only Marion's arnae striped they're just 2 sizes too wee.

dead sit yourself doon hen and get some class! klarna on your asss so aye, spine bright mwah xxxxxxxx

 

[Freefalling]

Fuck sake! I’m lay in bed next to Mr M and just let out a scream! He’s turned over with an almighty strop and a huff! That’ll be me in the bad books!

Two girls and a cup aka Maz, Deek & Raine

OK, im swerving back into the slip road, that was OTT

 

[DesperadosRUs]

I think if he had botox he would have taken us all on the journey at the time when it was ALL Areas of his life

Maybe just the baby doll filter he is usin. I’ll git back in ma AIN Lane and stoap being a nosy bugger

100% he’s had work done if you compare today against previous stories….specifically clutching the beak His forehead has never looked like that. Sign of too much Botox/filler when creases appear either side.
He needs tae sack his aesthetician pronto!!

His eye socket looks like it’s been lifted too, I might be sayin this aw wrang as I’m nae Katie price but you can see where am coming fray?

 

[Poptart]

One for each hair oan his baldy heed ma lovely


Just noticed he’s got the fucking diffuser on the dyson dryer!

And 4 brushes spare

 

[Skyflier6727]

Thread suggestion - Spelling for the illiterate with Mario

his lack of spelling ability really rips my knitting.

 

[Whatsallthis]

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WTAF is that on one side of his heid?

It’s as if the practitioner forgot tae inject him where it wis actually needed.

Defo Botox ma lovely but they can’t inject there cos of his already droopy lids. Danger zone

 

[Delia Smith]

I imagine Deek's fat doobies help to mask Maroon's silent but deadlies

 

[Very Cherry]

And Exclamation....

Aw thats a blast from the past, I loved Exclamation back in my early teens and also Tribe.

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

Uh oh, Curtis is back on the gram. Curtis is the guy that Deek was dancing with at the Ava May party when Melv locked him out of the hotel room. Hope Melv doesn’t get triggered by his return

This happened beforeI discovered Mario. Is the locking out moment in his stories anyway?

 

[Dove88]

Can anybody remember a really cheap perfume you could get in savers/semi chem that was a doooooop of CK one? I'm sure it came in the same style of bottle. There was a black bottle as well, presumably ripping off CK Be

Ma wealthy 10 year old self would buy it and I'm blanking on the name.

 

[twilightgarden]

Glow I still wear that one now, smell the nostalgia! It’s a bargain on the app that is Amazon ma lovelie
Obsession by CK was my scent for a wee night out, snogged many a boy whilst wearing that

I didn’t think you could still buy it!
I have a cheapie M&S perfume for day to day and Tiffany Rose Gold for a treat. Love a wee perfume.

 

[DesperadosRUs]

How does his living room carpet get grubby quickly? How? They wear women's slippers in the house and Rayn doesn't go outside!

IBS explosions ma luvly

 

[SuzyE]

Whaaaattttt?
The waste, he is so utterly wasteful! 21 scents aren't the majority?!?

He's not all there.

 

[IsButterACarb?]

Guys!! He has NEVER spent 100 pound on a milk velvetiser. Not been on this app today cause it’s no ma joab but fuck me, if we ever needed further proof this man is an AbZoLUtE bespoke clown then this is it.

He’s probably brought the £127 pack where you get the velvetiser, 2 cups and 2 boxes of the hot choc

 

[Very Cherry]

Your mention of a lounge set reminded me of when Marion bought his 2 whaaful sets in spam pink and eye bag blue. Remember those delights ma lovelies?

Aye i remember them and i was thinking why on earth would a man want to wear that. We never seen him wearing them, i bet his whole body had a whafull imprint on it so he stopped wearing them.

 

[Mindy sparkle]

How can he say he’s not done anything to his face look at that forehead! They don’t disappear with your pals body shop cream with your special code for 10% off

He’s such a fucking moan has he ever posted a video saying I’ve had a wonderful day, im in a great mood I’ve got this council roof over my head and a cupboard full or wax melts and shite hidden behind my kitchen door my heart is full

Why has he stuck his toilet brush back down the toilet to clean it

 

[Turmeric123]

I was all about the Nina Ricci L’air du Temps in my yoof. For years now I’ve worn Chanel in the scent of number 5. Smell the wealth Marian hen

I used to rob a spray of L'air du Temp when my mother was out I loved it

I now wear chanel in the scent mademoiselle or Lamcome La vie et belle or Armani She - proper smell the wealth scents

Had to edit I was spelling like Marion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Very Cherry]

Or you could be like oor Marion and make Stovies Square Sausage Soup we yer Square Sausage instead.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

She is vile.she looks down on everyone.

Shes a fucking ugly cunt an all.

And all that pink is fucking awful.

 

[Wheretonext]

He is just crying out in the hope that some gobshite explains to him how to set up a YouTube channel.