Imagine him watching Sticky Vicky fire ping pong balls oot her chuff?Ah’d happily contribute tae a Gofundme tae send them oan a holiday. Purely because the threads we wid get wid be hilarious. Let’s get them tae some shitehole in Benidorm ma lovelies.
Imagine him watching Sticky Vicky fire ping pong balls oot her chuff?
Don’t forget his hoosecoat, primark cardigans, dyson hairdryer,He'd pack wax melts, zoflora, flash, sphonge.
He lived that part of his life vicariously through others on InstagramBefore Covid did they ever go abroad? And am nae talkin aboot Blackpool ma lovelies
Absolute stoaterView attachment 984480Ah imagine their reactions tae be the same as this
This pic creases me everytimeView attachment 984480Ah imagine their reactions tae be the same as this
I love this photo! It’s a close second to the flat heed, squinty one at the stationView attachment 984480Ah imagine their reactions tae be the same as this
Believe it or not, it was at a Spice Girls concert.Absolute stoater
Where was this?? What a coupon
I wonder what perfume he wore this day? I’m dying to know!View attachment 984480Ah imagine their reactions tae be the same as this
Auld spice hen ...so ayeI wonder what perfume he wore this day? I’m dying to know!
He cracked out his bottle of this that has been stored on his windowsill since 1998 henI wonder what perfume he wore this day? I’m dying to know!
He already does….. see previous postYou know he'd wear socks with sliders....
Sometimes used his STAPUL Brut or Charlie red but deek thinks it’s too womanly but he likes it for a night ootAuld spice hen ...so aye
At first glance (before noticing the heavy female presence), I honestly thought they were at a football match/sports of some sort. Would have almost made the faces make sense, Derek loving life and him looking pissed off at himself and the world. But to realise that was a Spice Girl concert that no doubt he was desperate to go to and would have told IG he was so excited for, and he's sitting with a face like a slapped arse even after he's probably been made aware of the selfie situation!View attachment 984480Ah imagine their reactions tae be the same as this
The lesser known moody-spice.View attachment 984480Ah imagine their reactions tae be the same as this
Aye I bet he told aw the lovelies that it was the best night of his life and he danced his wee socks aff, when in reality he sat there huffing like the sour old wummin he is!At first glance (before noticing the heavy female presence), I honestly thought they were at a football match/sports of some sort. Would have almost made the faces make sense, Derek loving life and him looking pissed off at himself and the world. But to realise that was a Spice Girl concert that no doubt he was desperate to go to and would have told IG he was so excited for, and he's sitting with a face like a slapped arse even after he's probably been made aware of the selfie situation!
Klarna SpiceThe lesser known moody-spice.
Crustier than his ring piece after he’s annihilated it with bargain bog roll during a bespoke ibs sessionTHOSE FUCKING LIPS. They’re getting more crusty by the minutewhat happened to his White Company lip balm?
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