Cleaning with Mario #52 How the Hinch stole Mario’s Christmas

[Doodlebug71]

He wants to get that lumi brush on them minging lips. Poor Derek’s cock must be red raw having them sandpaper lips on it. So aye

His Boaby will be like pulled pork literally after mierdre has had a go on it ...so aye am back intae ma ain filthy lane hen

 

[snickersknickers]

I remember when this wanted to give people guidance on how to be an influencer like him. I was new to the Instagram world and followed a few people to find my place (he was temporarily one of them until such events).

I cannot forget the audacity of this man when he said that you cannot influence if you’re poor because no one cares about you or what you buy. You can only succeed if you’re like him and have money…

*unfollow*

arrogant moron. People follow for personality. Financial status means nothing. He was being incredibly judgemental.

 

[Curtaintwitcher45]

He was only excited thinking of Hinch coming to visit because he was frothing at the gash at the thought of all the attention, content and likes it would bring him. Not to mention new (real account) followers so he could save his bot money this month for more Christmas deccies. Yet again he was excited to feel superior to others and have them all envy him because that’s something he has lacked his whole life. He is just as much of a user as Hinchy

 

[Babybail93]

That would be her seeing the bespoke cooncil kitchen cupboards, bamboo MDF accessories, black appliances, FALBON wrapped surfaces, baby gurl rayn’s toilet and half a b&m sales section behind the door.

Don’t forget when he offers her a rola cola and rustlers burger with a squirt of primula. So aye

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Poor Mario will have been pacing his 4foot square flat texting hinchy repeatedly. Deek not allowed to move in case he messes up the 4 hour of hard graft cleaning our maz did.
Best part is, if they were actually friends.. and Mario actually liked Christmas (not just photo’ing his tree).. he could pop down to London to do some Xmas shopping/visit Xmas markets etc and pop in on her. But we know that cannae happen as he doesn’t leave his post code.. plus hinch would be double bolting her door if she got wind he was nearby. Nae debates. Mario I hope you find some actual friends now.

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Play station on a tracksuit, come on! A grown ass man is wearing that

My husband isn’t that much older than dumdum Derek and I swear to god if he came home with that PlayStation outfit on I’d have him fucking sectioned!!!!!

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

This full house it’s a fucking bed sit hen!

 

[Babybail93]

Oh dear. That post on Hinch’s picture. I am embarrassed for him. Derek take his phone away! He’s making himself look like an even bigger cunt than he already is

 

[Yellowdoor44]

Oh thank Christ, he’s back. I was beginning to wonder how his Christmas tree was getting on.

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

All he does is moan about Instagram. He doesn't gain anything from it so why doesn't he just delete it. He's got no obligation to be on the app? He's not an influencer so it's not his joab just his joab so why doesn't he just fuck off, the sad, middle aged donkey dick.

 

[Johnnoijones]

Round of applause for baby girl Rayn Shall we have a Tattle whip round and send her a giant cat tree and Dreamies


Im coming oot of ma Laine to say I remember all of this. It’s really sad that if anyone of us ever went on Mastermind our specialist subject could be Marion


You win

We have so many unnecessary classic purchases. Remember such classics as
The cereal dispensers?
The bespoke plastic shoe storage?
The plywood drinks station?
The hall crapet?
The tiny vanity mirror?
The stand for the tiny vanity mirror?
The makeup fridge *gifted?
Multiple face/body mists?
The drinks trolley?
The crapet cleaner?

 

[Dawn Dayn]

You can tell he's not arsed at all about Christmas now. He shot his boot way too early, and then hinch kneed him in the balls. Bet the Christmas Eve boxes are in the bin, the X small with the small arms are oot the window.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I'm hoping Mario loses control on this Dayn of dawn and rips hinch a new one. Come on huns, this is the bit in the nature film when the old queen gets unceremoniously killed and eaten, while David Attenborough talks soothingly.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

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“Ahll forgive you for making a cunt ah me Soph if you send me mair freebies” xx

 

[Anti-influencer]

I’ve concluded that @Tinkerbell cat is Rayn with her own tattle account.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Ave seen better jewellery come oot a Christmas cracker. Marion made it even mair hilarious tae then bring in the big guns and show whit an actual jewellery company can produce.

 

[notanothergrammer]

Fancy laughing at mario’s teef journay ma lovely! Marios teef journay was my fave journay of them all. Here’s a pure beautiful real life before picture for you!


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Teeth like the Maryhill barracks wall. Pure bespoke row a condemned buildings. So aye and so forth

what a week it has been in the Shire bedsit. Mariah took the humf cause Hinch slung him a dissy and decided to see a disabled wean and no him. However by the Linguistics society standard Mario is indeed disabled himself and needs a skelp in the nut wae a thesaurus the illiterate pocket rocket he is. Lenoardo Di Vinci is clutchin his beak and gettin a pure bespoke migrane at cracking the enigma that is every post Mariah puts up. So with Mariah and his literacy disability Hinch very well being in the market for disabilities & clout, goin to pop in on Maz for the sake of philanthropy would have made sense and made his xmas, however its Instagram Maz hen, no the make a wish foundation. Maz posted a 'Jus me n tha kidz noo, sneks everywer' post and done a dirty delete because he realised if he pisses off the clout chasing mum of Katie or hinch, we'll he's fucked it with aw the Coos and fucked his entire Instagram presence. But its aw good noo she's no in a wee cream puff anymer and she's back up sookin Hinch's farts again. He had annual leave (all of 2 days aff cause he works all of 6 hours a week Knockin his wee Fake gucci wearin plates a meat in and as such only gets 2 days aff, which he spent 'aff this app' sittin on his piece a shite couch fae Danyell scrollin 'this app'. .oh the irony. 36 hours he lasted in his Comma cause he Kept his power and you power and Scottish power and power rangers power, so aye. The only power Maz has is talkin one power a shite. Anywiys I've been aff fur days cause eh ma fuhl time, fuhl rent piyin job that's ma job cause tattle is no ma job and I could delete ma account like that🤌. We have another 45 dozen posts of that honkin tree still tae come, pics of baby girul rayn lookin into his phone camera with a plea that can only be described as an RSPCA advert audition. As you were ma luvlies, I know I've been away and you've aw missed me, I've just checked ma DMs and I still cannae get in tae ma DMs and you've aw messaged me and said the same. So aye back in yer message request lines and Tunza Luv

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Undignified. Come on Mario, you should've said oh Soph a luv it but I can't wear cheap material, it gives me a rash.

 

[Anti-influencer]

I’m really hoping the cat jumps oot the windae again because I really want him to run down the streets videoing himself in a bespoke panic screaming her name like that scouser woman who lost her parrot CHANEEEEEEEEEEEL

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

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How pathetic Marion. You look ridiculous hen everyone saw that post even Soph probably did, you know your bestie who you've supported from day, but couldn't take one minute to visit her wonderful friend would've respected him a tiny bit if he had said fuck that fake arse bitch

Well that didn't age well