Cleaning with Mario #51 Scheme Queen, face scratched on a sausage. So aye

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Not a lover of sweet things but got a selection box, tube of munchies and hot choc ball for his Xmas Eve box so aye
 
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Just been looking through the fashion highlight, it's horrific. Found these little wee things, then I noticed he's a size 6. He's a 6. It's not upside down, not a 9. He's a wee 6. A wee THUMBelina.
Also the red and white blanket. Candy cane lane started months ago 😂
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If you nearly pish your knicks at this bleep hen, come read this thread. You’ll have a bleeping aneurism. So aye

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Def he wrote that nae commas or full stops. Illiterate fool.
 
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This X 1000000000.
He’s the biggest rid neck to walk Scottish soil.
Please don’t think we’re all like this oddity!!!!!

That’s all am saying today 🥔💎
Now dolly, you all know he should represent Scotland on MasterChef, well celebrity MasterChef, showing the world how to cook stovies.
 
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Not a lover of sweet things but he's just been gifted this so aye
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Cannie wait to see what he sticks in it if he doesnae like the sweet stuff. Crisps and squirty cheese? Bespoke IBS snacking station 💎
 
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happy furst ah dezember ma luvlies. that’s aw💎

Also why does he sound so manic? He must’ve got a coke advent calender anaw by the looks a hings
 
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Not a lover of sweet things but he's just been gifted this so aye
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Cannie wait to see what he sticks in it if he doesnae like the sweet stuff. Crisps and squirty cheese? Bespoke IBS snacking station 💎
That’s twice today he’s said “most kindest”! He speaks like such a bleeping child!

What goes through these people’s heads when they gift him tit?
 
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Hello ma lovelies, how are youse all? Happy first of dizember to youse. I’m living life as it should on my holidays sat on a sun lounger with a 👉🍹. Hope youse are all getting warm and cosy and you’ve all got your candy cane lanes and hot chocolate stations ready for this month ahead. In honour of our Maz I’m off for a beige coloured lunch consisting of chips and a burger as I no like sweet things no apple pie for me. Speak to youse all soon ma lovelies. Tons of love. 😘😘😘
 
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13 people have posted in his latest post 4 hours ago.

Maz, people are bored with your pictures and videos now. Enough!
 
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What's the fucks a lockibob??
You've heard the terrible word holibib? Like saying holidays, if you're an idiot. Lockdown/holiday/holibib and it isn't funny now I've explained it. Christmas ruined. Or crimbo. 😁
 
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You've heard the terrible word holibib? Like saying holidays, if you're an idiot. Lockdown/holiday/holibib and it isn't funny now I've explained it. Christmas ruined. Or crimbo. 😁
The word "holibob" should be illegal. If I hear anyone say Lockibob I'll lose my mind😬
 
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