Face scratched onto a sausageWe didn’t have any thread suggestions in the last one ma lovelies. So I’ve put together a couple of phrases you all liked.
Ma thread, Ma rules! Nae debates! Just enjoy! So aye
We are currently on 31 Christmas grid posts since 1st November. All the same picture pretty much, taken from varying angles
Wow...my face scratched on a sausage comment...!!!so overwhelmed with emotionWe didn’t have any thread suggestions in the last one ma lovelies. So I’ve put together a couple of phrases you all liked.
Ma thread, Ma rules! Nae debates! Just enjoy! So aye
We are currently on 31 Christmas grid posts since 1st November. All the same picture pretty much, taken from varying angles
I’ve just cracked open my second bottle of wine and fell into my toilet whilst trying to do myself up and he’s drinking horlicks. I know who won’t be doing the horizontal hula tonight my lovelies.Loving to new bespoke thread name
Two grown men on a Friday night settling down with hot chocolate, flumps and sprinkles!!! And that spoon ffs
Any normal cunt would be onit by now. Pair of old fuddy duddies
Is it you cos you've not spotted a lump of jobby on your head from the loo swim ma lovelie?I’ve just cracked open my second bottle of wine and fell into my toilet whilst trying to do myself up and he’s drinking horlicks. I know who won’t be doing the horizontal hula tonight my lovelies.
Why is he always shaking like a shitting dog? He almost had that hot chocolate all over his flairs when he lifted it up
Are you lost hen?Steering right oot ma lane to say I don't get why so many people criticise them for not going out much or boozing a lot? Lots of people prefer to stay in and just relax, nothing wrong with that ma lovelies
They’ve been out to eat nearly everyday this past couple of weeks and he drinks aperol and coke with marshmallows so ayeSteering right oot ma lane to say I don't get why so many people criticise them for not going out much or boozing a lot? Lots of people prefer to stay in and just relax, nothing wrong with that ma lovelies
Bespokely deed and clutching ma beakIn honour oh our new bespoke thread:
Scheme Queen
She keeps her PG tips
In her cooncil cabinet
“Ma page ma rules”, she says
Wearing Gucci counterfeit
We think she’s a parody
Or a BBC Alba comedy
Shes got a bespoke chocolate station
And a candy cane sign
Cookie jars and crippling debt
The neighbours are doing Ket
The upstairs huv mice
She’s a Scheme Queen
Home Bargains, doesnae clean
Wouldn’t fill the stadium oh his football team
Anytime
Im a bottle of wine down and feeling no pain. Kids at in-laws, hubby at work and I’ve had a kebab. Living life like it should be lived my lovelies. So ayeLoving to new bespoke thread name
Two grown men on a Friday night settling down with hot chocolate, flumps and sprinkles!!! And that spoon ffs
Any normal cunt would be onit by now. Pair of old fuddy duddies
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