Cleaning with Mario #48 Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser. Mazda hen you're such a loser.

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esstee

I thought that too. He has too much stuff - the console tables literally look like garden centre displays where they have a wee bit of everything they sell on them. Less is more mario
 
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Blanche Hunt

Aw ma lovelie ah was hating masel for actually thinking the tree is ok but then he gave me the balloons and literally everything else tae hate so order has been restored!
 
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bluey

Greta thunburg would have an almighty meltdown at this, protests will be in his lane before we know it.
 
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Skyflier6727

Well what can I say…… what a complete and utter abomination. The tree? WTF is it? And don’t get me started on the balloons I’m guessing the expression “less is more” passed our Marion by. The only decent thing is the bedding. I am a bit minimalist and the clutter is giving me a panic attack.
 
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Doingitforthegramhuns

I genuinely don’t know where to start with this shit show this morning. So much to say, so little time... It looks cheap and tacky and that balloon monstrosity is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. As others have said it will be deflated within the week. I just can’t believe this is 2 grown men with no children decorating the hobbit hole to that extent. There’s far too much shit you can barely move it’s that cluttered. He genuinely believes he lives in a mansion doesn’t he with the amount of shit he’s got knocking around the place.
I got a bit confused that there was no bent leg on the console table anymore then I realised he’d turned it round so the bent leg was at the back
 
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Booboo76

The tree in the bedroom is pathetic, I bet that’s got all the stuff that he bought last yr, all the traditional stuff he said he was doing for this yr, he obviously got a case of envyitis while looking at Pinterest and changed his mind to candy cane, also where’s the explanation of the disaster he mentioned yesterday, I need to know what’s happened!
 
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Blanche Hunt

Thead suggestion-
Welcome tae Candy Cane Lane, the ballon arch blocks the door so tae escape it’s oot the window like wee Rayn
 
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maeve87

Flash forward to 4am on Boxing Day, most people asleep in food or drink comas, maybe even working, and Maz is tearing doon the decorations. “For me Xmas is gone! My hoose ma rules! Clean and fresh! Nae clutter! It had to go!” This man is not normal.
 
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Booboo76

I mean, that’s actually word for word lol
 
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SuzyE

I'm a minimalist as well. I wouldn't feel relaxed with all that shite around me.

And I'm not even going there with the bedroom tree
 
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teddyeddyeddy

Fucking hell.

the fucking balloons?! He has lost the plot. as well as those monstrosities of plastic shit he’s calling trees. I hate the trend of covering ur tree in so much shite it just becomes a vague Christmas cone. Also i have never seen a tree the shape of that bedroom one.

just imagining him walking silently in slow motion wearing his wee dressing gown around his 4 rooms has tickled me! Fucking brilliant start to the day cheers maz
 
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airyfairy76

The tree isn’t to my taste but I’ve seen worse. But it is totally dwarfed and made to look much smaller than it is by that balloon nightmare. The tree should be your focus Marion, not the tat surrounding it.

What I can’t understand (and for a few years now) is this influencer trend of hiding absolutely anything on the tree that suggests it’s a tree. Like, anything green…..
 
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Poptart

The balloons
Why is there a sign like they have opened a sweet shop?
It doesn't even look christmassy (bespoke word) in the living room!
There is just so much to process.....I need a lie doon.
 
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I wud like sum tea

Thank gawd I’m no hungover the day the whole visual wudda tipped me ower the edge……where to start…..there’s already 2 balloons in the bedsit was that no more than enuf the wee ladder the xmas eve boxes the tree in the bedroom….I cudnt feel any less christmassy if I tried it certainly doesn’t give me any inspo….it’s a monstrosity
 
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