Cleaning with Mario #47 Candy cane Mario you’re insane you even want to have a wean...so aye

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Babybail93

Only one thread suggestion on the last thread ma lovelies, by aw very aine hen @Doodlebug71



Not really much of a catch up to report.

He’s still buying Christmas shite using Derek’s Vanquis credit card (APR 908%)

He’s over his autumn decor now. Probably because he put it up in March!

They’ve been onto their cooncillor aboot the mould and damp behind the bespoke MDF panelling

He had another little midweek strop and disappeared for a few days

Had a “saarrre” neck, but he’s fihhhnnnneee. Absolutely fihhhhnne

He’s still a whopping great cunt

So aye
 
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Shrekssister

Alright ma lovelies how ur yees all. Took a wee break for a social media comma because my mental health's been through the flair boards but so aye and so forth am back. Cannae believe I missed a bespoke q and a, least I didn't miss a boujee karaoke session to easy on me.

Aye so anyway does anyone remember when Mario tried to be a beauty influencer with his wee make up routine? Wish he would do an updated one to show us his bespoke looks.

Also loved the chats about our favourite memories of Mario gone by, nikita and so forth. A personal favourite of mine I'm no sure was mentioned was #peppergate, I think that's when I first found him
 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

I cannae wait for the wee wain jurney. I think next autumn we'll hear the pitter patter of tiny wee feet. It won't be the babies feet, it'll be Marions in his wee slipper booty and so forth.
 
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TooFarScone

The felt envelope has finished me off. He's such a fucking manchild. I can just picture him on Christmas Eve leaving a mince pie and drop of sherry by the lecky fire for Santa.
 
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Pandasnooks

I watched him going on about nearly being blind n thought... U R A MASSIVE FCKN BELLEND! I work for Renfrewshire Council so I'll be checking the records...
 
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Doodlebug71

Fuck sake ma first ever thread sujjestion sit doon and get some class hens criss joos and lethal apreols nae cheese oan ma boards the night luvlees ...back in her lanes fur the ride of her lifes luvlees
 
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